John Mulaney Quotes
I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster.
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I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone.
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Let me clarify this very definitely. This is not an authoritarian organization.
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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We all wish to live. We all seek a world in which men are freed of the burdens of ignorance, poverty, hunger and disease. And we shall all be hard-pressed to escape the deadly rain of nuclear fall-out should catastrophe overtake us.
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Thinking fragments reality - it cuts it up into conceptual bits and pieces.
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The casualties in the Civil War amount to more than all other wars - all other American wars combined. More people died in that war than World War II, World War I, Vietnam, etc. And that was a war for white supremacy. It was a war to erect a state in which the basis of it was the enslavement of black people.
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My parents were very loving, but disciplinarians.
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Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it.
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I tend to play the dangerous characters, the boyfriend, that sort of thing.
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I'm just trying to really take it one day at a time, because for me - and I know this sounds cliche, whatever - I achieved my ultimate goal, and nothing can really top that, you know?
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A resignation is a grave act; never performed by a right minded man without forethought or with reserve.
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Magic symbolises the subconscious - that part of us that is creative and powerful that we sometimes don't tap into.
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To customers, it's the shirt that matters, not where it's made.
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It's only a matter of time before the English clubs become a lot more competitive in Europe, if not dominant, because our league is, by far, the richest league in the world.
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I've had mental errors before while not shooting the ball well and while shooting the ball well, and vice versa. So I can't compound one on top of the other. It's just a matter of getting out of the groove of shooting bad and just staying more locked in.
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
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You can question somebody's views and their judgment without questioning their motives or patriotism.
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Literally wrote 'Starboy' in 30 minutes.
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This is a stepping stone for the big picture. It's going to ease (expectations) and I'm going to learn from today. I learned from Jim, watching him play. It's a step in the right direction.
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science is the most revolutionary force in the world.
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During the Cold War, we were interested because we were scared that Russia and the United States were going to go to war. We were scared that Russia was going to take over the world. Every country became a battleground.
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I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster.
