John Oliver Quotes
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I like it when somebody tells me a story, and I actually really feel that that's becoming like a lost art in American cinema.
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I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.
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I love the folk-rock of the Seventies and the pop of the Eighties.
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Using a forecasting company is like going to a fortune-teller. If you believe the company and the color does not sell, who do you blame? The forecasters? No, you blame yourself.
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What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualization.
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There is no person that love cannot heal; there is no soul that love cannot save.
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When I was in the ring at the Olympics, it was my father's words that I was hearing, not the coaches'. 'I never listened to what the coaches said. I would call my father and he would give me advice from prison.
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I don't know how television or radio is going to survive without newspapers because that's where they get all their news. It's going to be hopeless.
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I don't want to spend my whole life watching the sun go down behind the left field bleachers.
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One of the problems is that kids who don't read - who are not doing well in school - they know they're not doing well. And they want everyone to be in that same category.
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I'm savoring being in California every minute, learning that traffic is just God's way of saying 'Hi.'
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Not that I went into the Olympics with any doubt, but my holiday plans afterwards depended on how well I did - bronze, silver or gold.
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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
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Remember that politics, colonialism, imperialism and war also originate in the human brain.
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Other people notice the same things but they don't think to put it to music.
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Bondage is of the mind; freedom too is of the mind. If you say 'I am a free soul. I am a son of God who can bind me' free you shall be.
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If you are not making any mistakes, you are being excessively risk-averse. Investing involves risk, and that means you will occasionally be wrong. And although it is okay to be wrong, it is not okay to stay wrong.
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It is a fair summary of history to say that the safeguards of liberty have been forged in controversies involving not very nice people.
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There's an unconscious bias in our society: girls are wonderful; boys are terrible. And to be a boy, or young man, growing up, having to listen to all this, it must be painful.
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Freedom has never been free.
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Meeting my wife Amanda was the best thing that could ever have happened to me. She wasn't going to let me screw around my life anymore, so I stopped drinking and started behaving like a decent human being.
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With us the disguise must be complete. The familiar identity of things has to be pulverized in order to destroy the finite associations with which our society increasingly enshrouds every aspect of our environment.
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I do not believe that any writer has ever exposed this bovarysme, the human will to see things as they are not, more clearly than Shakespeare.
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It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.
