John Oliver Quotes
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I like it when somebody tells me a story, and I actually really feel that that's becoming like a lost art in American cinema.
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I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.
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Using a forecasting company is like going to a fortune-teller. If you believe the company and the color does not sell, who do you blame? The forecasters? No, you blame yourself.
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What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualization.
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There is no person that love cannot heal; there is no soul that love cannot save.
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When I was in the ring at the Olympics, it was my father's words that I was hearing, not the coaches'. 'I never listened to what the coaches said. I would call my father and he would give me advice from prison.
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I don't want to spend my whole life watching the sun go down behind the left field bleachers.
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One of the problems is that kids who don't read - who are not doing well in school - they know they're not doing well. And they want everyone to be in that same category.
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I'm savoring being in California every minute, learning that traffic is just God's way of saying 'Hi.'
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Not that I went into the Olympics with any doubt, but my holiday plans afterwards depended on how well I did - bronze, silver or gold.
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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
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Remember that politics, colonialism, imperialism and war also originate in the human brain.
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Other people notice the same things but they don't think to put it to music.
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Bondage is of the mind; freedom too is of the mind. If you say 'I am a free soul. I am a son of God who can bind me' free you shall be.
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If you are not making any mistakes, you are being excessively risk-averse. Investing involves risk, and that means you will occasionally be wrong. And although it is okay to be wrong, it is not okay to stay wrong.
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It is a fair summary of history to say that the safeguards of liberty have been forged in controversies involving not very nice people.
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I love Gwen Stefani. I'd watch what she'd wear over and over again and think, 'How do I nail this style?' And then, I like that classic beauty, too. Audrey Hepburn, she's so elegant.
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The creature known as man is of course highly intelligent, he's capable of manufacturing almost anything from rumours to test-tube babies and yet he destroys two to three species every day. This is the absurdity of man.
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I went into the sciences very early on, but to me, economics pervades so much more of our lives and our existence.
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In order to handle rejection, we have to reflect on the past, analyze/study it. Next, just like a computer, we have to reboot. Next, get it out of our system by rejecting every aspect of it.
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It was an interesting process trying to get Bob to talk about the film because he's such a shy person. He generally likes to talk when he really knows he has something to say.
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The model of a composer.
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It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.
