John Oliver Quotes
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My style of singing is very much Latin jazz meets Latin and a little bit of rhythm and blues. When I do ballads, my fans love it. They want to listen to my classics. They want to party.
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As we began working toward the finale of 'Lost,' I knew there was no possible ending that was going to be universally loved, and I accepted that. We ended the story the way we wanted it to end, and we stand by it. On my Twitter feed, I still get ten to fifteen positive comments for every negative one.
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And I'm not an actress. I don't think I am an actress. I think I've created a brand and a business.
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People are obsessed with my haircut; everyone wants to do something with my hair before the ceremony. Very senior figures tell me their hairstylist wants to do my hair for free. It's surprising. People from television are interested almost exclusively in aspects of my hair and my hairdresser.
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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The way that I opened the door for the young people that come from where I come from and that have a different background, that is what I want to be remembered for.
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To some extent, the act of creation and the act of selling are hard to disentangle. If you create something, whether it's a painting or a company, I think if you care about it, you have some obligation to go out and tell people about it.
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Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve.
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I think Hollywood makes the mistake of mixing all these identities and cultures, mostly from the Middle East.
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I think I passed up a lot of opportunities for love because I was too interested in identity politics.
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The one product I can't live without is my mascara. I'm addicted to long eyelashes and think girls just look so pretty with long lashes!
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I've been the lull, and I've been the storm and also somewhere in between. But that's OK. I love the limelight after all.
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Everybody always thinks the grass is always greener.
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Many writers tend to write summing-up books at the end of their lives.
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Central banks need to be able to buy bonds if there are short-term malfunctions of the markets. But buying bonds without differentiation and without limits would be very problematic.
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Once I leave this earth, I know I've done something that will continue to help others.
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I love tuning into Radio 1 on a Friday night after training and hearing the new stuff.
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All my heroes wore coats and ties to work. What happened to men wearing hats? Maybe I should bring back hats.
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A historical event represents the best and the worst of that moment.
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My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by NASA. "Actually, it's got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the..." Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That's all I really care about you and your little garden hose.
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I have walked a stair of swords, I have worn a coat of scars. I have vowed with hollow words, I have lied my way to the stars -Songs of Sapphique
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I wrote in coffee shops in Japan when I was 22, 23, before I had the stamina to sit down and write. I liked the buzzy environment; I couldn't speak Japanese when I arrived, so it was kind of a white noise. It felt more sociable than being alone, but now, as I've developed a writing practice, I couldn't do it.
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If we could feel what we are doing to the Earth, we would stop immediately.
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A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.
