John Oliver Quotes

You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them.

John Oliver

Quotes to Explore

You know, on the road, I never miss a meal. I eat five, six, seven times a day, depending on when I wake up and when I got to sleep. I never miss a training day. I always get my four days out of my seven.

Warren Cuccurullo Duran Duran
- Up
- Day
- Sleep
I've dealt with a lot of couples over the years, and most cite the battle for closet and bathroom space as one of the most frequent causes of marital discord.

Candice Olson
- Space
- Years
- Battle
Everybody sooner or later has to drop the luggage and the baggage of illusions.

Carlos Santana Santana
- Illusions
- Drop
- Luggage
India made a big mistake by signing up to TRIPS. With a population of 1.3 billion, India can't afford a monopoly in healthcare. Monopolies lead to higher prices and we can't allow them in a country like India with so much poverty and misery. It was like signing our own death warrant.

Yusuf Hamied
- Up
- Country
- Death
Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after.

Ian Hislop
- People
- Up
- World
As an actor, you don't want to play a one-dimensional character.

Olga Kurylenko
- Character
- Want
- Play