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Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

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• I really enjoy getting to go and play on other people's shows for an episode or two. It adds such variety to my repertoire.

  

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• At 21 years old, I could produce 400 people like that.

  

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• Networking is never easier than when people are coming to you.

  

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• I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

  

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• I had a great AP U.S. History teacher in Pittsburgh. We still exchange Christmas cards. She was the first teacher who said I was a good writer - and I'd never heard that before. And so I remember that, and I remember that level of loving the material and really loving writing about it.

  

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• Greetings and death to our enemies.

  

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• I'm the eldest at 51, and if the Stones can drag themselves around once more, then there's a few more albums in us.

  

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• All too often, the pitchmen are selling the notion that if you gain 'control' over your financial destiny - pick your own stocks and execute your own trades - it will be the first step on a short road to riches.

  

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• Hollywood would make a holocaust an animated comedy if people would pay to see it; they don't care... they just want your money.

  

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• I don't have any particular goals in making a recording. In a way the recording is itself the goal. The music comes into my mind, and from there the main job is to give form to it.

  

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• Italy advocates the adoption of a legal instrument on cultural diversity, guaranteeing every country the protection of its own historical identity and the uniqueness of its physical and intangible cultural heritage.

  

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• I've been an atheist since I was nine years old. And my mom is really religious, so we have a strange relationship. But if my mother was right, what would be the reason that the gods could let anything bad happen in the world?

  

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• I am still shocking people today, and I don't know why. Is it because I'm a woman talking about sex and men? One magazine said that no one writes sex in the back of a Bentley better than Jackie Collins.

  

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• I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.

  

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• In reality, I've always been an actor - since I was a kid. I did theater growing up in New York. I was always in the plays in school. I was either going to be an actor or an athlete or a soldier. Those were kind of the three paths that I always kind of embarked on.

  

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• I wanted to look at the mentality that can breed that sort of intensity, that kind of cutthroat, pressure-cooker feeling, especially a form of music like jazz, that should be - or you'd think should be - all about liberation and improvisation and everything.

  

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• 'There,' Joseph said. 'There’s your answer.''It’s not an answer, little man. It’s many, many more questions.'

  

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• When I was pregnant, I had the romantic idea that after the baby was born I would not only take up reading in earnest again, but also write a novel while my daughter slept in her Moses basket. Of course, I barely had time to keep up with my magazines until she started sleeping properly.

  

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• By way of news, I can tell you that Couture, that bad-tempered fellow, has completely given up painting. It's no great pity; in this exhibition, he had some really bad paintings.

  

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• I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind 'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine.

  

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• Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

  

  John Oliver
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