John Oliver Quotes
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends: They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

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We overvalue the arts in relation to the sciences.
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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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Cooperation and collaboration among nations and countries can help in the process of development of promoting welfare as well as bringing peace and stability.
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I would say if you have a dream, follow it. It doesn't really matter whether you are a woman or from India or from wherever.
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Decision – making is very scary for me.
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Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality. It's part of the sizzle.
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I was just taking pictures to see what they looked like. Just for the fun of it. It wasn't about anything in some cases. Some of them were just about the joy of opening up an aperture and seeing what shows up.
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Writing is challenging work because it's so easy to get consumed with how it's going, what's going to happen to it, who's going to like or not like it. You want to get all of that stuff out of your head and just let the work flow.
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Well, the crazy thing for me is I think out of anything that's happened in the last year, all the success, people always ask what do you guys do with the money? I don't think they realize we're not really making any money.
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Suggesting a married Jesus is one thing, but questioning the Resurrection undermines the very heart of Christian belief.
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People expect me to be that guy. But I'm more east London boy than east Baltimore.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Here's what I have at my advantage: I've never been a personality. I've always been a character actor.
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Lester is the Rock of Gibraltar. Nothing can rattle him. I am not. I was always flying off the handle about things. And the one person who could calm me down and make me realize that none of this silliness mattered was Lester Holt.
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I am insecure. If you ask me, everybody is.
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I'd repair our education system or replace it with something that works.
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It is a debt we owe to the purity of our religion to show that it is at variance with that law which warrants slavery.
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I'm interested in personalities, not political parties.
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Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible.
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You cannot go far alone. You enjoy your journey better if you have people by your side.
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The Old School Tie can still be seen on the Government benches.
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Muriel, my mother, was my main confidant. She was a teacher of English at Watford grammar school but took a break while my sister Madeleine and I were children. She held court in the kitchen, and we talked about everything.
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Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends: They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.