John Oliver Quotes
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It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.
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We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.
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In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.
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People are friendlier in New York than London.
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I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think.
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People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.
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You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'
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You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
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Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.
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You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well.
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Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
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I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
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A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.
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People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.
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I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.
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Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.
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For the record if someone did that to me I'd hitch a ride to the International Space Station straight away; of course who am I kidding, they would never let me in, I've got spiders for hands! Internet is mean!
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I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
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I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.
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Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
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I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
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Lest we forget, when Europe goes far right, they go far right through Belgium.
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The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.
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I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.