Mel Brooks Quotes
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On Churchill's Accent 'Ve must conquer da Narjies!' Now, we were fighting and killing Nazis. We all left and went looking for Narjies!
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I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.
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Lead Tenor Stormtrooper: Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany Winter, for Poland and France!
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
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Sheriff Bart: Where the white women at?
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You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.
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LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!
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Max Bialystock: That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!
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No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!
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It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook!
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You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those.
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Immortality is a by-product of good work.
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We rest our case on the production numbers.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.
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I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.
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Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
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on ancient poetry Nog Nog! Mkellen bebog! V'luch Matuch Maluch M'tog!
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
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Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all.
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President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek!
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Radar Officer: I've lost the sweeps, the bleeps, and the creeps! Explains via vocal sound effectsDark Helmet aside to Colonel Sandurz: That's not all he's lost.
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Excuse me, is this England?