Mel Brooks Quotes

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

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• God
• Fly

But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.

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• Bad
• Deep

I wish I was better looking.

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• Wish

Excuse me, is this England?

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on ancient poetry Nog Nog! Mkellen bebog! V'luch Matuch Maluch M'tog!

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• Poetry

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.

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• People
• Job

I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all.

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President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek!

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• Star

I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films.

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Who's the dummy writing this show?!

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• Writing

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

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• Joy
• Laughter

There's an army story in me, and I think there's a WWII Brooks film somewhere.

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• Army

Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.

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Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings!Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

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Stormtrooper Mel : Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come and join the Nazi Party!

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• Party
• Stupid

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

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• People

Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?

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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

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I only direct in self-defense.

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