George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Well, I tell you again to get rid of your Constitution. But I suppose you won't do it. You have a good president and you have a bad Constitution, and the bad Constitution gets the better of the good President all the time. The end of it will be is that you might as well have an English Prime Minister.
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If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
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People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.
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It is not the number of years we have behind us, but the number we have before us, that makes us careful and responsible and determined to find out the truth about everything.
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As you say, I am honoured and famous and rich. But as I have to do all the hard work, and suffer an increasing multitude of fools gladly, it does not feel any better than being reviled, infamous and poor, as I used to be.
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The body was the slave of the vortex; but the slave has become the master; and we must free ourselves from that tyranny. It is this stuff indicating her body, this flesh and blood and bone and all the rest of it, that is intolerable. Even prehistoric man dreamed of what he called an astral body, and asked who would deliver him from the body of this death.
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We all go about longing for love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry of our hearts.
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery - it's the sincerest form of learning.
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I don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady.
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Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity; and fashion will drive them to acquire any custom.
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.
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It exasperated her to think that the dungeon in which she had languished for so many unhappy years had been unlocked all the time, and that the impulses she had so carefully struggled with and stifled for the sake of keeping well with society, were precisely those by which alone she could have come into any sort of sincere human contact.
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What is wrong with priests and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints, they are nothing but empirics who say I know instead of I am learning, and pray for credulity and inertia as wise men pray for skepticism and activity.
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Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals...
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You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.
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All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.
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Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-oo-oo!!! I ain't dirty: I washed me face and hands afore I come, I did!
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Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.
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The longer I live, the more I realize that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time!
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
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We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
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I don't know what to say about this book. The experience on which it is founded is so extraordinary, that an honest record of it should be preserved . . . But it would have driven me mad; and I am not sure that the author came out of it without a slight derangement.