George Carlin Quotes
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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Growth is painful. Change is painful. But, nothing is as painful as staying stuck where you do not belong.
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You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face.
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Kevin Hart. He's the man! I like his style. He's short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he's just a really funny dude - great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on a stage for an hour and tell stories and make people laugh is incredible.
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
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I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
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When I fell for Johnny Galecki, we both knew immediately that we had this connection, and that was it.
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My greatest regret is selling my company.
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I am aware of the sufferings of women in India, which is also the suffering of women in many, many countries on our planet. My heart is filled with empathy and love for them.
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You need a big ego to be an artist.
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We all understand it's a privilege just to be playing in this league.
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I know I am a writer; it is the only thing I am sure of.
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At times, training at home is a distraction, so training in Big Bear was a really good change.
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And the idea of just wandering off to a cafe with a notebook and writing and seeing where that takes me for awhile is just bliss.
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Republicans have never been good at public relations.
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Any psychologist will tell you that healing comes from honest confrontation with our injury or with our past. Whatever that thing is that has hurt us or traumatized us, until we face it head on, we will have issues moving forward in a healthy way.
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As I mentioned, I was a carpenter for a time.
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I've always wanted to be my own person and stand by the things I believe in and I thought I might lose that independence if I ran for political office.
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The easiest thing to do in the world is pull the covers up over your head and go back to sleep.
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Historically, Alaska is a place that has attracted those fed up with conventionality.
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I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities.
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You know that band that are all over 'Melody Maker,' Huggy Bear, they're just a load of crap, right? Riot grrrl group - y'know, it's all sexism and stuff, women standing up for their rights: 'This girl said this at the gig off the stage.' It's nothing got to do with music. They're probably untalented gits when it comes to the crunch.
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There is no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.
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I'd love to do a comedy - something where a character has to use humor to navigate the absurdities of life.
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
