Jon Lovitz Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
Most of my songs have names of people I've met or are dear to me. There are people who have privacy issues and about people knowing about their private life. But for me, I like to include few special names and few details about them to make the song very special to me.
-
Bad ballplayers make good managers.
-
I got done writing Ports of Call and suddenly realized I have far too much material for the book.
-
In the material sciences these are and have been, and are most surely likely to continue to be heroic days.
-
I'm going to try to do music for the rest of my life, but that's just trying. Maybe it's not going to work out. Who knows?
-
For me, soccer was a dance.
-
I have a strong desire to communicate what I feel about the world. That's exciting to me.
-
A lot of the stories I've read about myself, I don't even recognize who they're writing about.
-
There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
-
In 1989 when I switched from Democrat to Republican, with God as my witness, not one thing changed about what I believed about one man and one woman in a marriage or about diversity of color. That's a good thing.
-
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
-
Our society is not perfect and this will come as no surprise to many of you.
-
I feel like I ask people who have been in the industry for a while a lot of questions.
-
Being a psychologist did enable me to maintain objectivity.
-
Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency.
-
A new leader has to be able to change an organization that is dreamless, soulless and visionless … someone's got to make a wake up call.
-
Burglars! Good gracious!' cried the little woman, springing from the bed in one bound. The word 'burglar' was a terrible one to her, as it is indeed, to every well-constituted woman. 'Robbery' does not sound nearly so awe-inspiring.
-
I do believe as human beings we are a great mass of contradictions.
-
My parents thought, 'Oh, my God! What's wrong with him? He's possessed or something.' All of a sudden, I stood up and started saying my lines. From then on, that was it. I knew there was something special about the theater for me, something beyond the regular reality, something that I could get into and transcend and become something other than myself.
-
I could see myself in the fur coats, turtleneck sweaters, with the Kangol hats like Slick Rick and Dana Dane. But I could also see myself in a leather Troop suit like LL Cool J.
-
Let men learn that a legislature is not 'our God upon earth,' though, by the authority they ascribe to it, and the things they expect from it, they would seem to think it is. Let them learn rather that it is an institution serving a purely temporary purpose, whose power, when not stolen, is at the best borrowed.
-
Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.
