Jon Lovitz Quotes
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Most of my songs have names of people I've met or are dear to me. There are people who have privacy issues and about people knowing about their private life. But for me, I like to include few special names and few details about them to make the song very special to me.
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Bad ballplayers make good managers.
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I got done writing Ports of Call and suddenly realized I have far too much material for the book.
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In the material sciences these are and have been, and are most surely likely to continue to be heroic days.
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I'm going to try to do music for the rest of my life, but that's just trying. Maybe it's not going to work out. Who knows?
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For me, soccer was a dance.
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A lot of the stories I've read about myself, I don't even recognize who they're writing about.
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There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
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In 1989 when I switched from Democrat to Republican, with God as my witness, not one thing changed about what I believed about one man and one woman in a marriage or about diversity of color. That's a good thing.
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I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
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Our society is not perfect and this will come as no surprise to many of you.
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I feel like I ask people who have been in the industry for a while a lot of questions.
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Being a psychologist did enable me to maintain objectivity.
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Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency.
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A new leader has to be able to change an organization that is dreamless, soulless and visionless … someone's got to make a wake up call.
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Burglars! Good gracious!' cried the little woman, springing from the bed in one bound. The word 'burglar' was a terrible one to her, as it is indeed, to every well-constituted woman. 'Robbery' does not sound nearly so awe-inspiring.
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When awful darkness and silence reignOver the great Gromboolian plain,Through the long, long wintry nights.When the angry breakers roarAs they beat on the rocky shore;-When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heightsOf the Hills of the Chankly Bore
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I never thought I would live Kimberly Shaw down. So the fact that I've got another character, very different, under my belt is great.
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I'd always tell my mom, 'I want to be famous like Claudia Schiffer or Brigitte Bardot.'
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Mr. Lincoln was generous by nature, and though his whole heart was in the war, he could not but respect the valor of those opposed to him. His soul was too great for the narrow, selfish views of partisanship. Brave by nature himself, he honored bravery in others, even his foes.
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Agnostics are people who, like myself, confess themselves to be hopelessly ignorant concerning a variety of matters, about which metaphysicians and theologians, both orthodox and heterodox, dogmatize with the utmost confidence.
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Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.
