Jonathan Van Ness Quotes
I've worn a 100% polyester cheerleading outfit in stadiums full of people - it is pretty hard to embarrass me.

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No one has a name in 'The Road.' Like Cormac McCarthy's novel from which it's adapted, 'The Road' features characters such as the man, the boy, the wife, the old man and the veteran.
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So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
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Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
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Linda Hunt is so good and so sweet. She is a Tony Award nominee and won an Oscar. Pearls just come out of her mouth.
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I wanted life to be episodic. I wanted to be a magazine photographer and I was willing to do what it took to become that.
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The differences between revolution in art and revolution in politics are enormous. Revolution in art lies not in the will to destroy but in the revelation of what has already been destroyed. Art kills only the dead.
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Americans are more likely to watch a film in their own language. For the rest of the world, it doesn't matter so much.
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Be who you are and be that well.
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I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.
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The discovery of deuterium and the marked differences in the physical and chemical properties of hydrogen and deuterium, together with an efficient method for the separation of these isotopes, have opened an interesting field of research in several of the major branches of science.
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You have to find something there that relates to the characters and reality on some level.
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I want the single player experience.
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People always accused me of not smiling like my rival Olga Korbut, but that was just my personality. When you're balancing on a nine-inch beam, you have to concentrate. But if you look back at the footage, I was always smiling and waving at the crowd after my performances.
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Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan understand that government does not create jobs. Entrepreneurs do.
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I just wanted to rollerblade at Union Square.
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What I try to keep an eye on is I don't work for the party bosses in Washington. I work for 26 million Texans.
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I want to still be able to garden while I can bend over.
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As a little kid, I climbed a lot of trees because I always loved the bird's-eye view.
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I love collaborating with people, but I also really love working by myself.
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I saw the ball clearly in. But sometimes it's tough for the linesman. This time it was for him and maybe tomorrow it's going to be for me.
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Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
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The research reading I did for Fascination and Liberation included some Jung, and I noticed that he had a similar impression of Buddhism to myself, that, if it weren't for certain qualifying clauses, the philosophy would be downright suicidal.
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I have driven school buses, sold egg rolls and painted houses, and I have often wondered what my life would have been like if I hadn't gone into acting. Mind you, it's a great life, going around pretending you're other people and getting paid ridiculous sums of money for it.
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I've worn a 100% polyester cheerleading outfit in stadiums full of people - it is pretty hard to embarrass me.