Eric Morecambe Quotes

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

Eric Morecambe

• My Wife
• Greatful
• Pyjamas

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• For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.

  

  Salman Khan
  • Important
  • Love
  • Know

• A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

  

  Lorne Michaels
  • Good
  • Writing
  • Home

• I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.

  

  Uma Thurman
  • Stop

• I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Time
  • Way
  • Star

• As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Great
  • Songs
  • Pursue

• All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Rich

• No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.

  

  Robert Frost
  • End
  • Memory
  • Disregard

• My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Mother
  • Rock

• Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.

  

  Robert Frost
  • Man
  • Way
  • Style

• I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Extremes
  • Peanuts

• As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.

  

  Marina Ann Hantzis aTelecine
  • Nice
  • Artist
  • Eye

• ...Everything you hate is everything that you created.

  

  Bob Mould Hüsker Dü
  • Hate
  • Created

• Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."

  

  Martin Mull
  • Music
  • Helping
  • Romantic

• My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Believe
  • Wife
  • Dark

• My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Great
  • She
  • Guy

• Comparing what we're looking for misses the point. It's wanting to know that makes us matter. Otherwise we're going out the way we came in. That's why you can't believe in the afterlife, Valentine. Believe in the after, by all means, but not the life. Believe in God, the soul, the spirit, the infinite, believe in angels if you like, but not in the great celestial get-together for an exchange of views. If the answers are in the back of the book I can wait, but what a drag. Better to struggle on knowing that failure is final.

  

  Tom Stoppard
  • Life
  • Great
  • God

• I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

  

  Eric Morecambe
  • My Wife
  • Greatful
  • Pyjamas