Eric Morecambe Quotes
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
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For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.
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A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
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I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.
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I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...
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As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.
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All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
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No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.
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My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
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Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.
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I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
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As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.
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...Everything you hate is everything that you created.
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I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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When you feel grateful, you become great, and eventually attract great things.
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My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
