Eric Morecambe Quotes

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

Eric Morecambe

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• For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.

  

  Salman Khan
  • Important
  • Love
  • Know

• A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

  

  Lorne Michaels
  • Good
  • Writing
  • Home

• I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.

  

  Uma Thurman
  • Stop

• I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Time
  • Way
  • Star

• As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Great
  • Songs
  • Pursue

• All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Rich

• No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.

  

  Robert Frost
  • End
  • Memory
  • Disregard

• My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Mother
  • Rock

• Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.

  

  Robert Frost
  • Man
  • Way
  • Style

• I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Extremes
  • Peanuts

• As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.

  

  Marina Ann Hantzis aTelecine
  • Nice
  • Artist
  • Eye

• ...Everything you hate is everything that you created.

  

  Bob Mould Hüsker Dü
  • Hate
  • Created

• Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."

  

  Martin Mull
  • Music
  • Helping
  • Romantic

• The training kicked in and we quickly went through our emergency procedures, I took manual control and I got the spacecraft under control and stopped about 50 meters from the space station. So, the net effect of the failure was that we were actually turning and speeding up towards the space station when we should have been slowing down, so it was quite a dangerous situation. But we got manual control, performed the first manual docking to the station at night. The training pays off. It was just automatic. We had our books out already, we went right to the right procedures and executed them.

  

  Leroy Chiao
  • Up
  • Night
  • Control

• My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Money
  • She
  • Wife

• Most men and women of the seventeenth century Britain still lived in a world of magic, in which God and the devil intervened daily, a world of witches, fairies, and charms. If they failed, the royal touch would cure scrofula.

  

  John Edward Christopher Hill
  • Magic
  • Century
  • Charms

• I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

  

  Eric Morecambe
  • My Wife
  • Greatful
  • Pyjamas