Eric Morecambe Quotes
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

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For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.
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A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
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I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.
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I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...
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As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.
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All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
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No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.
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My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
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Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.
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I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
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As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.
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...Everything you hate is everything that you created.
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The truly educated can listen to any view without losing their temper or self-confidence.
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So often we experience things in life, and yet never see the connections between them. When we are given hardship, or feel pain, we often fail to consider that the experience may be the direct cause or result of another action or experience. Sometimes we fail to recognize the direct connection between the pain in our lives and our relationship with Allah SWT
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I've never written an original piece for film; all the original things I've done are for the stage.
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The idea that all the people locked up in mental hospitals are sane while all the people walking about are mad is merely a literary cliche, put about by people who should be locked up. I assure you there is not much in it. Taken as a whole, the sane are out there the sick are in here. For example you are in here because you have delusions that sane people are put in mental hospitals.
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.