Eric Morecambe Quotes
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
Eric Morecambe
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For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.
Salman Khan
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A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
Lorne Michaels
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I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.
Uma Thurman
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I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
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As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
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All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
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Infatuation is one of those slightly comic illnesses which are at once so undignified and so painful that a nice-minded world does its best to ignore their existence altogether, referring to them only under provocation and then with apology, but, like its more material brother, this boil on the neck of the spirit can hardly be forgotten either by the sufferer or anyone else in his vicinity. The malady is ludicrous, sad, excruciating and, above all, instantly diagnosable.
Margery Allingham
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The war has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage.
Emperor Hirohito
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With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
Jack Roy
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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
Jack Roy
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
Eric Morecambe
