Eric Morecambe Quotes
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
Eric Morecambe
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For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.
Salman Khan
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A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
Lorne Michaels
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I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.
Uma Thurman
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I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
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As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
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All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
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The moral system of the universe is like a document written in alternate ciphers, which change from line to line.
James Anthony Froude
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Enthusiasm is grave, inward, self-controlled; mere excitement, outward, fantastic, hysterical, and passing in a moment from tears to laughter.
John Sterling
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One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Jack Roy
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I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
Jack Roy
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
Eric Morecambe
