Eric Morecambe Quotes

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

Eric Morecambe

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• Greatful
• Pyjamas

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• For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.

  

  Salman Khan
  • Important
  • Love
  • Know

• A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

  

  Lorne Michaels
  • Good
  • Writing
  • Home

• I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.

  

  Uma Thurman
  • Stop

• I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Time
  • Way
  • Star

• As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Great
  • Songs
  • Pursue

• All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Rich

• No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.

  

  Robert Frost
  • End
  • Memory
  • Disregard

• My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Mother
  • Rock

• Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.

  

  Robert Frost
  • Man
  • Way
  • Style

• I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Extremes
  • Peanuts

• As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.

  

  Marina Ann Hantzis aTelecine
  • Nice
  • Artist
  • Eye

• ...Everything you hate is everything that you created.

  

  Bob Mould Hüsker Dü
  • Hate
  • Created

• One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

  

  Jack Roy
  • Up
  • Time
  • Wife

• I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Lucky
  • Ship
  • Airport

• Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.

  

  Robert Falcon Scott
  • Work
  • Business
  • Dog

• I've never written an original piece for film; all the original things I've done are for the stage.

  

  Tom Stoppard
  • Done
  • Film
  • Stage

• It's where we're nearest to our humanness. Useless knowledge for its own sake. Useful knowledge is good, too, but it's for the faint-hearted, an elaboration of the real thing, which is only to shine some light, it doesn't matter where on what, it's the light itself, against the darkness, it's what's left of God's purpose when you take away God.

  

  Tom Stoppard
  • Good
  • God
  • Real

• I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

  

  Eric Morecambe
  • My Wife
  • Greatful
  • Pyjamas