Eric Morecambe Quotes
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
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For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.
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A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
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I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.
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I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...
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As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.
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All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
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No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.
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My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
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Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.
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I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
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As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.
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...Everything you hate is everything that you created.
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Joe Paterno said he wanted to win with a number 80 on. I'm chasing Joe Paterno.
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Forgetfulness, and I would even say historical error, are essential in the creation of a nation.
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With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
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My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
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I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
