Eric Morecambe Quotes

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

Eric Morecambe

• My Wife
• Greatful
• Pyjamas

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• For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.

  

  Salman Khan
  • Important
  • Love
  • Know

• A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

  

  Lorne Michaels
  • Good
  • Writing
  • Home

• I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.

  

  Uma Thurman
  • Stop

• I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Time
  • Way
  • Star

• As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Great
  • Songs
  • Pursue

• All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Rich

• No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.

  

  Robert Frost
  • End
  • Memory
  • Disregard

• My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Mother
  • Rock

• Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.

  

  Robert Frost
  • Man
  • Way
  • Style

• I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Extremes
  • Peanuts

• As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.

  

  Marina Ann Hantzis aTelecine
  • Nice
  • Artist
  • Eye

• ...Everything you hate is everything that you created.

  

  Bob Mould Hüsker Dü
  • Hate
  • Created

• I'm going to be dead before I read the books I'm going to read.

  

  Tom Stoppard
  • Book

• The poet, as everyone knows, must strike his individual note sometime between the ages of fifteen and twenty-five. He may hold it a long time, or a short time, but it is then that he must strike it or never. School and college have been conducted with the almost express purpose of keeping him busy with something else till the danger of his ever creating anything is past.

  

  Robert Frost
  • Time
  • Long
  • School

• When you feel grateful, you become great, and eventually attract great things.

  

  Plato
  • Things
  • Attract
  • Greatful

• Comparing what we're looking for misses the point. It's wanting to know that makes us matter. Otherwise we're going out the way we came in. That's why you can't believe in the afterlife, Valentine. Believe in the after, by all means, but not the life. Believe in God, the soul, the spirit, the infinite, believe in angels if you like, but not in the great celestial get-together for an exchange of views. If the answers are in the back of the book I can wait, but what a drag. Better to struggle on knowing that failure is final.

  

  Tom Stoppard
  • Life
  • Great
  • God

• All tremble at violence; all fear death. Putting oneself in the place of another, one should not kill nor cause another to kill.

  

  Gautama Buddha
  • Death
  • Violence
  • Kill

• I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

  

  Eric Morecambe
  • My Wife
  • Greatful
  • Pyjamas