Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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I make mistakes on a very grand scale.
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Well who's black and what is a black person?
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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
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Serbia did not want to recognize our country in a peaceful way, so that is why they wanted to destroy us. All our efforts to find a peaceful solution were impossible. In order to save the people, NATO had to intervene.
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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.
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Corruption is in society and in every strata of society.
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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
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We must think differently, look at things in a different way. Peace requires a world of new concepts, new definitions.
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Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
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The problem is not simply that the Singularity represents the passing of humankind from center stage, but that it contradicts our most deeply held notions of being.
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Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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Jail is definitely not cool. Education is.
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Part of the reason I sort of shot out like a cannon out of Michigan and left home at such an early age is because I had to feel independent.
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What had disappointed me at the time of the last tour, was to go on a worldwide tour, we were at some incredible places and we couldn't enjoy it, hadn't the time.
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Even among those who I would not count as 'friends,' I have met many people online who have simply commented on my work or are interested by what I do.
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If women's rights are a problem for some modern Muslim men, it is neither because of the Quran nor the Prophet, nor the Islamic tradition, but simply because those rights conflict with the interests of a male elite.
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There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
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I will go around the space shuttle and give a guided tour of the major areas and describe what is done in each area. This will be called The Ultimate Field Trip.
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Electricity is derived from many non-renewable energy sources like oil, natural gas and coal.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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The Czech ease has become my saving grace for traveling! Plus,with its light weight and small size, I save thousands of dollars every year in airline fees.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
