Joseph Heller Quotes
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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Every day in the year there comes some malice into the world, and where it comes from is no good place.
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Service to others seems the only intelligent choice for the use of wealth.
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I wouldn't say no to becoming a Bond girl. Making it in Hollywood has been my dream ever since I was little, watching Marilyn Monroe movies. To star in a Bond movie would be bliss on a stick.
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Growing up, I had a very happy childhood, with two parents who are still very much together.
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They managed to find time... to tell me that there was no chance of my being accepted for service and that really I should be surprised to still be alive.
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I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.
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Dior Couture is like art - they are the art pieces of a fashion house. Each piece is unique and made by hand.
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The emotive power of hummus all over the Middle East cannot be overstated, being the focus of some serious tribal rivalries.
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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
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Parsi theater was known for melodrama.
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I'm pretty good at sticking to what I know. You don't see me social commentating on health-care or presidential debates. I talk about what I know because I'm petrified of being wrong.
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People know who I am or are fans of 'Chelsea Lately,' and that makes my shows more fun. People know I'm silly and are on board with what I'm bringing to the table. I see the boyfriends who got dragged to the show by their girlfriends, and by the end, they're laughing harder than anybody. That's the best feeling: 'I knew I was going to get you.'
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'Vogue' is a very beautiful magazine, an institution, and I learned so much working there.
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I have a driver's licence, but the truth is that I hardly ever drive. I prefer to get around by taxi.
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As humans, we have the tendency to call on God only when we think that we're in dire straits as opposed to cultivating a real relationship with Him every day. And that's what my music tries to convey to all the listeners - try to cultivate it every day.
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Some people say you have to fight cancer. But it was fighting me. The cure was worse than the disease, and it left me totally exhausted and depressed. I just hid myself away in my daughter-in-law's flat.
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I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad.
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I'm okay if people don't know who I am, but if you remember my character that would be great.
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I like to dress for my body type and for my coloring.
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The one thing that's depressing as a comedian to realize is that rock stars get groupies, and comedians don't.
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The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.
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I don't think the alternative to Yale is jail by any means. On the other hand, there is a mass of research that does show that there are real advantages to your subsequent career in going to selective institutions.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
