Joseph Heller Quotes
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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Every day in the year there comes some malice into the world, and where it comes from is no good place.
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Service to others seems the only intelligent choice for the use of wealth.
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I wouldn't say no to becoming a Bond girl. Making it in Hollywood has been my dream ever since I was little, watching Marilyn Monroe movies. To star in a Bond movie would be bliss on a stick.
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Growing up, I had a very happy childhood, with two parents who are still very much together.
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They managed to find time... to tell me that there was no chance of my being accepted for service and that really I should be surprised to still be alive.
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I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.
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Dior Couture is like art - they are the art pieces of a fashion house. Each piece is unique and made by hand.
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The emotive power of hummus all over the Middle East cannot be overstated, being the focus of some serious tribal rivalries.
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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
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Parsi theater was known for melodrama.
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I'm pretty good at sticking to what I know. You don't see me social commentating on health-care or presidential debates. I talk about what I know because I'm petrified of being wrong.
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People know who I am or are fans of 'Chelsea Lately,' and that makes my shows more fun. People know I'm silly and are on board with what I'm bringing to the table. I see the boyfriends who got dragged to the show by their girlfriends, and by the end, they're laughing harder than anybody. That's the best feeling: 'I knew I was going to get you.'
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'Vogue' is a very beautiful magazine, an institution, and I learned so much working there.
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I have a driver's licence, but the truth is that I hardly ever drive. I prefer to get around by taxi.
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As humans, we have the tendency to call on God only when we think that we're in dire straits as opposed to cultivating a real relationship with Him every day. And that's what my music tries to convey to all the listeners - try to cultivate it every day.
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Some people say you have to fight cancer. But it was fighting me. The cure was worse than the disease, and it left me totally exhausted and depressed. I just hid myself away in my daughter-in-law's flat.
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I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad.
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Qui stultis videri eruditi volunt stulti eruditis videntur.
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I’m gonna have to fact check this and make sure the guy that calculated this isn’t the same guy that counted Trumps inauguration crowd but nonetheless we are grateful to all who tuned in . It was a special experience.
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We lived in Atlanta for a couple of years, and had a lot of fun, but my best work happens when I isolate myself. It's all about turning inward.
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I think that there's good movies and there's bad movies, and sometimes the bad movies spoil it for the rest of us, and we focus on them, but in the long run, all that matters are the good movies. Those are the ones that we will remember.
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I believe that we can, in a deliberate way, articulate the kind of people we want to become.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
