Joseph Heller Quotes
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I had to skydive for the movie and I was terrified. Like everybody, I thought it was going to be one of those experiences that changes your life. It didn't.
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I've been making music for a long time, since I was very young, but at the same time, I'm still exploring what works for me. I feel like I'm just starting out.
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And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is.
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I don't think there's anything worse than your parents being alive and telling you to go give them some money and just act like they're dead.
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The Americans are more honest about it and just call it college rock.
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I started off in comedy, but that's just where I got my work. I've always been an actor.
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I think that ISIS is a threat to our embassy, to our consulate, as well as potentially to the American people.
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The day of the absolute is over, and we're in for the strange gods once more.
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If a reviewer is beating me up, I just say, 'Oh well, my writing is not to his or her taste.' And that's as far as it goes. Because I will simultaneously read a review where somebody says, 'Oh my God, I had so much fun reading this book and I learned so much.'
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Fandom is amazing.
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I gotta do what I think is right, and if enough people like it, I'm a winner. And if they don't, I'll open a bookstore.
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The American consumer, even today, the weight of the American consumer in the global economy is China plus India doubled. So, it's tough to replace that.
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Some people think that being in government for a long time is a bad thing. But the more you stay, the more you learn. I am now an expert in governance.
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Men think for themselves when they’re men.
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Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.
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...People that don’t have any interest in the psychology of nuance, who need everything to be in their face, who don’t want to analyze... those aren’t the people I romanticize about dressing.
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You're the soldier girl who tells the other troops who haven't fought the battle what it's like so they can fight it better.
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There's no evidence whatsoever that Darwin had anything useful to say or anything to say period about how life began or how the universe began or how gravity began or how physics began or fluid motion or how thermodynamics began. He had nothing to say about that whatsoever.
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I went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?
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We remember the grind of the insurgency -- the roadside bombs, the sniper fire, the suicide attacks. From the 'triangle of death' to the fight for Ramadi; from Mosul in the north to Basra in the south -- your will proved stronger than the terror of those who tried to break it.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
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I could do Daniel Day-Lewis's job as well as him.
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In Hawaii, the environment is fabulous. In Malibu, the people are fabulous. Our family unity is tight, and we have the Pacific Ocean outside our door in both places, so there is consistency.
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They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.
