Josh Gondelman Quotes
A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.
Josh Gondelman
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In life, there's a ladder sometimes, and maybe at the top, there's a mirror. You take a step up, then maybe three steps down... just because you don't want to face the decloaking in the mirror.
Forest Whitaker
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I dreamed big. So it's so great to be living my own dream. I'm working in an industry that I want to work in, and I'm doing something that I love every day. So I feel really lucky to have had so many opportunities.
Yvonne Strahovski
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You find Jews, Irish, and Italians in every orchestra.
Daniel Barenboim
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When I write music, it's very strange: maybe it's normal, but I see things in songs in different colors.
Sam Smith
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I love curvy women. Maybe because I'm not. I would love to be a Marilyn Monroe, but I'm very far away from that... So I love very curvy girls.
Carine Roitfeld
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A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
Garrison Keillor
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You either connect or you don't connect. It's not the end of the world. It's a movie.
Stanley Kubrick
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I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.' I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed. What, you think i actually loaded yours?' Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed.
Rachel Caine
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The peculiarity of sunrise is to make us laugh at all our terrors of the night, and our laugh is always proportioned to the fear we have had.
Victor Hugo
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There ain't much future for a man who works the sea, there ain't no island left for islanders like me.
Billy Joel
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It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in the sky.
Jimmy Carter
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A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.
Josh Gondelman