Melissa Bank Quotes
I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried.

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The home studio has taken a bite. People are choosing cheapness over quality. They just don't want to spend the money.
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There will be no job cuts arising out of this merger in Europe - this is in the interest of jobs in Europe.
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A physician who is a lover of wisdom is the equal to a god.
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We all are humans first. There is no religion that defines us.
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My sailing system set sail, make it fast, no thoughts of energy or velocity, loll back, let boat drift.
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From such a gentle thing, from such a fountain of all delight, my every pain is born.
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The very emphasis of the commandment: Thou shalt not kill, makes it certain that we are descended from an endlessly long chain of generations of murderers, whose love of murder was in their blood as it is perhaps also in ours.
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I can understand how some people might resent me for having the audacity to continue playing music, but it'd take a lot more than that to stop me from doing it. I started Foo Fighters because I didn't want to retreat.
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A lot of hip-hop artists wear fur, and they think it's a status symbol. That doesn't register for me; I just see dead animals.
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I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir...
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That form of eloquence, the foster-child of licence, which fools call liberty.
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Fewer things are lovelier to me than a full-blown rose when it opens up its heart.
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The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
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I have had a number of less-than-enviable moments in my life when dealing with other people. I won't attempt to blunt that by saying I am not the only one.
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A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.
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The most reliable ways to make oneself miserable are attempting to change people and not attempting to change circumstances.
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I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.
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When things are easy, I hate it.