Carl Reiner Quotes

Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.

Carl Reiner

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• Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.

  

  Carl Reiner
  • Humor
  • Explain
  • Presentation