Carl Reiner Quotes
Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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I am a man of tomorrow, but I also live my past.
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My parents always encouraged us to get an education and establish a profession. However, my brothers and I grew up with considerable freedom, whether it was saving or spending our tips from the restaurant or our career choices.
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Singing, writing songs, is kind of my biggest fear, but it's the thing I feel I need to conquer.
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Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too.
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In a costume, you need very exaggerated body language - as you say, sort of mime-type skills.
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We expect 'Narcos' will be an enormous success throughout everywhere in the world and maybe out-index in Latin America, given the Brazilian star and Brazilian director and heavy Latin American cast and that we shot the show entirely on location in Colombia.
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I'm a writer more than I am a talker.
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I like to roller skate. I have been roller skating since I was eight.
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Science is Christian, not when it condemns itself to the letter of things, but when, in the infinitely little, it discovers as many mysteries and as much depth and power as in the infinitely great.
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I always have to be writing.
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The payment made by a manufacturer to a patentee for the privilege of using the patent process, is usually termed, in commercial language, a rent; and under the same head must be ranked all extraordinary qualities of body and mind.
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I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it.
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My country right or wrong; when right, to keep her right; when wrong, to put her right.
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I think a lot of people have a problem with the fact that I've adopted an African child, a child who has a different color skin than I do.
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There's a high head count on 'Homeland.'
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You can't take good health for granted.
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Talking to my mental coach definitely helps. I talk to her every week. Yeah, I mean, she's been helping me a lot, too.
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I visited Jobs for the last time in his Palo Alto, Calif., home. He had moved to a downstairs bedroom because he was too weak to go up and down stairs. He was curled up in some pain, but his mind was still sharp and his humor vibrant.
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There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
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Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . . and when we're not laughing, we're smiling.
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
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Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.
