Erik Griffin Quotes
Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face!

Quotes to Explore
-
I find my earliest memories covering the anachronistic features of a previous incarnation. Clear recollections came to me of a distant life, a yogi amidst the Himalayan snows. These glimpses of the past, by some dimensionless link, also afforded me a glimpse of the future.
-
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-
The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets.
-
Instead of asking God to remove our problems so that our lives might be happy, we must purposefully try to learn as much as we can - and thereby become happier due to our insights and growth.
-
My wife has a horror the children will start talking American if we spend too much time out there.
-
If there's a cat, I obliterate it by putting polka dot stickers on it. I obliterate a horse by putting polka dot stickers on it. And I obliterated myself by putting the same polka dot stickers on myself.
-
What I care about is readers because without readers I can't make a living... And I think it's a bad thing for the world if people don't read anymore. I want people to read a lot.
-
Cosmonauts can keep their word like men and women - particularly women.
-
Talking to my mental coach definitely helps. I talk to her every week. Yeah, I mean, she's been helping me a lot, too.
-
When you have seen one ant, one bird, one tree, you have not seen them all.
-
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-
I'm always a bit suspicious of writers who have the gift of the gab.
-
I've always known that Rio and Tokyo are my two Olympics. Now that Rio hasn't gone to plan, Tokyo has to work, and I'm more motivated than ever.
-
When I was pregnant, I was like, 'I'm pregnant, so I'm allowed to eat everything: bagels with cream cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and I can have pizza for dessert.'
-
Culture changes with economic development.
-
Anyhow, I arrived, and I did feel pretty weird, actually, as if I’d left something behind. My head or something.
-
Each boat is worth the price of a new university and they are watched by gin-soaked yachting types, male and female, in captain's hats lounging in deckchairs inside Perspex covered enclosures at the front of yet more expensive, floating country houses representing nothing more than elegantly vulgar expressions of dodgy wealth. The America's Cup.
-
Edwin, so much himself a sham, felt a sort of kinship with the sham pleasures of Tottenham Court Road and Oxford Street as they travelled painfully towards Soho.
-
Malala is a brave and gentle advocate of peace who through the simple act of going to school became a global teacher. She said one pen can change the world - and proved how one young woman can lead the way.
-
I can't see any great evidence that humans have any ability to access anything other than the material world. Beyond that, who knows, but there's no good evidence that would take me to any particular belief.
-
There's a long history of all kinds of cop films... But all these films are really about the same thing: the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.
-
Photographers have always been each other's biggest fans.
-
According to Seth, poor health is caused mainly by destructive mental feeling patterns that directly affect the body because of the particular range within the electromagnetic system in which they fall. Bad health, for example, does not happen first, resulting in unhealthy thoughts. It is the other way around.
-
Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face!