Judah Friedlander Quotes
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.

Quotes to Explore
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I'm reading today because of 'Encyclopedia Brown.'
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After the Pearl Harbor attacks, around 120,000 Japanese Americans were jailed in internment camps. If an attack on U.S. soil were perpetrated by people who were not white and Christian, we can be pretty damn sure that racists would have a field day.
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I may play some exhibition games so I don't want to quit the game of chess completely. I just decided and it's a firm decision not to play competitive chess anymore.
Garry Kasparov -
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
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It is precisely because the issue raised by this case touches the heart of what makes individuals what they are that we should be especially sensitive to the rights of those whose choices upset the majority.
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It's my view that any conservative who loves his country has to be extremely concerned.
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Ultimately, you have to pursue your own path, not someone's idea of the right path. You need to stay on your path.
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I view myself as a dealmaker.
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I think you can be happy and still be competitive. A good lesson for everybody is to think a bit before you speak and represent who you really are instead of the brash emotional you.
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I don't think there was enough skepticism because I think most of us kind of believed that Saddam Hussein was building biological, chemical, and perhaps even, nuclear weapons.
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Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food.
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I would like to spend my next two years showing how the aim of making technology available to every young person can be built into the effort to make our nation more secure. That is my latest concern and what I will be pushing over the next two years.
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I was in romantic relationships with girls - whatever that means at 14.
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If you're building a social product, you're still living in the last century if your product doesn't work on Facebook.
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Music is all of a sudden much more colorful.
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I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.
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The worst resentment that anybody can have is one you feel justified to keep.
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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
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I tend to be on the quiet side. I think I would have been bigger if I had a big mouth.
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I usually wake up really early because I keep myself on East Coast time.
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Today in Saudi, women are either at the mercy of their husbands or at the mercy of judges who tend to side with the husbands. The only circumstance that a woman can ask for a divorce or a 'khali' is when her husband is in total agreement with her or if she comes from a very powerful family who decide to back her up.
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I was a bad kid. I say this without pride but with a feeling that it is better to say it. I live with one great hope: to help kids who now stand where I stood as a boy. If what I have to say here helps even one of them avoid some of my own mistakes, or take heart from such triumphs as I have had, this book will serve its purpose.
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If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.