Erma Bombeck Quotes
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
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To know that everything we say and do to this new little human being may have a profound effect on him or her is a daunting obligation.
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Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo
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Between the sun and poverty there was us for a little while.
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If you look around the room, and you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
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As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
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I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.
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Every father knows at once too much and too little about his own son.
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I'd love to perform with other actors and act with actors, true actors. I would like to be in a movie and have full room for acting.
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We know but little of true Christianity, if we don't feel a deep concern about the souls of unconverted people.
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It's a little hard for me to stand behind the walls of the great mansion and play rock and roll star. I feel the need to give back.
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All you gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot, wiggle around just a little bit.
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They shouldn't call death passing on. They should call it leveling up. Because the game only got harder once I lost. And I was more than a little worried it had only just begun.
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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.
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In a world where there is so much to grieve and so little good to take? I grieve nothing. I take everything.
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In my dorm room, I was a hermit making music, I've always had a sense of urgency that I don't have forever to make this happen.
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I'll stutter step, then drop the shoulder, a little pump, a little Kobe Game 7 fade-away, and the hooks coming too. And Malcolm [Subban] knows, he's got an inch on me but he can't defend that. He knows that.
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I like to stay in a hotel where it's a dome of silence. I can sit in my room and do nothing.
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Good night, everyone- and remember- in this world, if you wanna get ahead, you gotta learn to give a little!
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It's not how pretty you are or how talented you are. It's that if these five people on this day in this room like you, then you get a job.
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I didn't want to choose one world. I wanted to be part of both. I didn't want to see only one side of the sky. I wanted to see it all.
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To confess that you are totally Ignorant about the horse, is social suicide: you will be despised by everybody, especially the horse.
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The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
