Erma Bombeck Quotes
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	I used to stand in front of the mic and cry.   
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	Sweat, sweat, sweat! Work and sweat, cry and sweat, pray and sweat!   
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	It is, therefore, essential that we guard our own thinking and not be among those who cry out against prejudices applicable to themselves, while busy spawning intolerances for others.   
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	Anchormen shouldn't cry.   
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	I remember watching myself on video and being so disappointed with myself because I was constantly moving around the place and laughing. I thought, 'I must be so much louder than I think I am. From inside it feels fine.'   
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	Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.   
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	You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.   
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	My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.   
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	Cry my eyes out for days upon days Such a heaven burden placed upon me   
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	I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.   
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	We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.   
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	When you find yourself beginning to feel a bond between yourself and the people you photograph, when you laugh and cry with their laughter and tears, you will know you are on the right track.   
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	Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.   
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	I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh   
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	Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies where there's not a ton of jokes, but you get huge laughs because there's a moment of relief.   
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	When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to keep an entire arena laughing. They're in danger!   
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	You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!   
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	And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.   
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	When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve.   
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	Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is only a tough decision waiting to be made.   
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	The more I see of the world, the more am i dissatisfied with it; and everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistencies of all human.   
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	Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!   
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	The way the media cycle works, the way the news works, and the way people's attention span works, is that we only learn that people exist when there is crisis.   
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	Laugh now, cry later.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					