Erma Bombeck Quotes

Laugh now, cry later.

Erma Bombeck

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• I used to stand in front of the mic and cry.

  

  Isaac Hayes
  • Cry
  • Stand
  • Front

• It is, therefore, essential that we guard our own thinking and not be among those who cry out against prejudices applicable to themselves, while busy spawning intolerances for others.

  

  Wendell Willkie
  • Thinking
  • Cry
  • Busy

• Anchormen shouldn't cry.

  

  Walter Cronkite
  • Cry

• I remember watching myself on video and being so disappointed with myself because I was constantly moving around the place and laughing. I thought, 'I must be so much louder than I think I am. From inside it feels fine.'

  

  Maeve Binchy
  • Moving
  • Laughing
  • Disappointed

• Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

  

  Calvin Trillin
  • Me
  • Cry
  • Getting

• You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

  

  Cyndi Lauper Blue Angel
  • Laughing

• My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

  

  Ellie Goulding
  • Funny
  • Fans
  • Laughing

• Cry my eyes out for days upon days Such a heaven burden placed upon me

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Eyes
  • Heaven
  • Hurt

• We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

  

  Donald Glover
  • God
  • Writing
  • Kids

• When you find yourself beginning to feel a bond between yourself and the people you photograph, when you laugh and cry with their laughter and tears, you will know you are on the right track.

  

  Weegee
  • People
  • Beginning
  • Tears

• Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.

  

  Longchenpa
  • Real
  • Laughing
  • Might

• I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh

  

  Sachin Tendulkar
  • Happy
  • Laughing
  • Upset

• Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies where there's not a ton of jokes, but you get huge laughs because there's a moment of relief.

  

  Andy Samberg
  • Why
  • Character
  • Comedy

• And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • Eyes
  • Brother
  • Eye

• Well you are fresh Your face is fabulous Don’t forget you’re one of a kind When nobody’s checking the deeds you’ve done And nobody’s hearing your cries You make all the fashion statements Just by dressing up your mind ((Beauty in Ugly))

  

  Jason Mraz
  • Up
  • Mind
  • Done

• It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

  

  Jimmy Buffett
  • Running
  • Attitude
  • Laughing

• When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Love
  • Wise
  • For Her

• When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

  

  Adam Sandler
  • Up
  • Kids
  • Happy

• If you care about something enough, it’s going to make you cry. But you have to use it. Use your tears. Use your pain. Use your fear. Get mad. Arnold, get mad.

  

  Sherman Alexie
  • Life
  • Pain
  • Care

• You can change. You can 'come unto Christ, and be perfected in him.'

  

  Russell M. Nelson
  • Change
  • Christ

• We don’t go further than what Marx called the exchange value of the actual object- we don’t think about the relations that that object embodies- and were important to the production of that object, whether it’s our food or our clothes or our iPads or all the materials we use to acquire an education at an institution like this. That would really be revolutionary to develop a habit of imagining the human relations and non-human relations behind all of the objects that constitute our environment.

  

  Angela Davis
  • Important
  • Education
  • Food

• Laugh now, cry later.

  

  Erma Bombeck
  • Laughing
  • Cry