Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I used to stand in front of the mic and cry.
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Sweat, sweat, sweat! Work and sweat, cry and sweat, pray and sweat!
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It is, therefore, essential that we guard our own thinking and not be among those who cry out against prejudices applicable to themselves, while busy spawning intolerances for others.
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Anchormen shouldn't cry.
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I remember watching myself on video and being so disappointed with myself because I was constantly moving around the place and laughing. I thought, 'I must be so much louder than I think I am. From inside it feels fine.'
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Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.
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You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.
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My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
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Cry my eyes out for days upon days Such a heaven burden placed upon me
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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.
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When you find yourself beginning to feel a bond between yourself and the people you photograph, when you laugh and cry with their laughter and tears, you will know you are on the right track.
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Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.
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I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
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Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies where there's not a ton of jokes, but you get huge laughs because there's a moment of relief.
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You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!
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And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.
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Well you are fresh Your face is fabulous Don’t forget you’re one of a kind When nobody’s checking the deeds you’ve done And nobody’s hearing your cries You make all the fashion statements Just by dressing up your mind ((Beauty in Ugly))
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The whole idea of comedy, there is nothing normal about going up on stage to make strangers laugh. But I'm also not an exhibitionist like other comics. I'm not up there talking about masturbating.
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Cynical is the name we give those we fear may be laughing at us.
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We can never, even by the strictest examination, get completely behind the secret springs of action.
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I think the world's a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn't to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?
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Laugh now, cry later.
