Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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Chess only appeals to quite a small minority. It does not have the cachet of a mainstream popular sport.
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The entire value of a person is subjective to your relationship with them.
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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If I were governor, and a bill came to my desk that provided for background checks at gun shows, I would sign that.
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I'll post a video, and it might get 10,000 comments, and I'll scroll through and they'll all be lovely and nice - but then they'll be one saying, 'I hate you; I'm unsubscribing' and that's the one that sticks out and stays on your mind all day.
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We're about to shoot an episode on Air Force One, for instance, and we're going to take liberties, small liberties, with Air Force One, as we take small liberties with our White House set.
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I just want other people to know the kind of joy that I have in my life. I want other people to be able to have fun.
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Japanese architecture is traditionally based on wooden structures that need renovating on a regular basis.
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All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does!
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We always did everything ourselves.
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Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage, must in time be utterly lost;That the hands of the sisters Death and Night incessantly softly wash again and ever again, this soiled world.
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I had crushes on women - actually I loved charismatic, extreme people, women or men. By high school I was saying I must be a lesbian, because if you are attracted to women, you're a lesbian. I was also attracted to men, but I didn't get along with men.
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Life is a b movie.It's stupid and it's strange,A directionless story,And the dialogue is lame.But in the he said, she said,Sometimes there's some poetry,If you turn your back long enough,And let it happen naturally.
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I was emotionally and spiritually dried up, so I was just searching for God.
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To have God speak to the heart is a majestic experience, an experience that people may miss if they monopolize the conversation and never pause to hear God's responses.
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I don't care what the depth chart is. I don't care what I'm on. I'm going to enjoy it, and I'm going to seize every opportunity that I get, because that's the most important thing.
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One bright pansy popping through a sidewalk crack will get weeded or stepped on; it's not until twenty fabulous flowers bust through and the pavement is ruined anyway that someone decides maybe it isn't a sidewalk at all, but a flower garden. So please, for the love of gender--go bloom.
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Perils commonly ask to be paid in pleasures.
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In the Year 2000 the discovery of extraterrestrial life will create a revolution in science, art, and pornography.
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My NFL pension can barely pay my son's tuition. You know, it's very little money.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
