Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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Chess only appeals to quite a small minority. It does not have the cachet of a mainstream popular sport.
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The entire value of a person is subjective to your relationship with them.
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Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
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I want people to just to see, all you got to do is have a little faith.
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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My earliest memories of horror are 'Friday the 13th Part 2,' John Carpenter's 'The Thing,' 'Halloween,' 'An American Werewolf in London,' and 'A Nightmare On Elm Street'... and 'Hatchet' is so obviously inspired by those films that I may as well have made it in 1984.
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The weather was turning cold and I remember that Dante was using nothing but natural light as his electric department was away, prepping the scene in the cave. We stayed on that rock for the whole day.
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If I were governor, and a bill came to my desk that provided for background checks at gun shows, I would sign that.
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I'll post a video, and it might get 10,000 comments, and I'll scroll through and they'll all be lovely and nice - but then they'll be one saying, 'I hate you; I'm unsubscribing' and that's the one that sticks out and stays on your mind all day.
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We're about to shoot an episode on Air Force One, for instance, and we're going to take liberties, small liberties, with Air Force One, as we take small liberties with our White House set.
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I just want other people to know the kind of joy that I have in my life. I want other people to be able to have fun.
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Japanese architecture is traditionally based on wooden structures that need renovating on a regular basis.
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All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does!
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We always did everything ourselves.
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Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage, must in time be utterly lost;That the hands of the sisters Death and Night incessantly softly wash again and ever again, this soiled world.
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I had crushes on women - actually I loved charismatic, extreme people, women or men. By high school I was saying I must be a lesbian, because if you are attracted to women, you're a lesbian. I was also attracted to men, but I didn't get along with men.
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I am always astonishing myself. It is the only thing that makes life worth living.
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You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually.
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My first professional job was to sell heavy-duty waterless cookware.
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Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
