Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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Chess only appeals to quite a small minority. It does not have the cachet of a mainstream popular sport.
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The entire value of a person is subjective to your relationship with them.
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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My earliest memories of horror are 'Friday the 13th Part 2,' John Carpenter's 'The Thing,' 'Halloween,' 'An American Werewolf in London,' and 'A Nightmare On Elm Street'... and 'Hatchet' is so obviously inspired by those films that I may as well have made it in 1984.
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If I were governor, and a bill came to my desk that provided for background checks at gun shows, I would sign that.
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I'll post a video, and it might get 10,000 comments, and I'll scroll through and they'll all be lovely and nice - but then they'll be one saying, 'I hate you; I'm unsubscribing' and that's the one that sticks out and stays on your mind all day.
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We're about to shoot an episode on Air Force One, for instance, and we're going to take liberties, small liberties, with Air Force One, as we take small liberties with our White House set.
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I just want other people to know the kind of joy that I have in my life. I want other people to be able to have fun.
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Japanese architecture is traditionally based on wooden structures that need renovating on a regular basis.
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All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does!
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We always did everything ourselves.
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Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage, must in time be utterly lost;That the hands of the sisters Death and Night incessantly softly wash again and ever again, this soiled world.
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I had crushes on women - actually I loved charismatic, extreme people, women or men. By high school I was saying I must be a lesbian, because if you are attracted to women, you're a lesbian. I was also attracted to men, but I didn't get along with men.
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Life is a b movie.It's stupid and it's strange,A directionless story,And the dialogue is lame.But in the he said, she said,Sometimes there's some poetry,If you turn your back long enough,And let it happen naturally.
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I was emotionally and spiritually dried up, so I was just searching for God.
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I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.
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Can't is the cancer of happen.
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Those who cannot feel the littleness of great things in themselves are apt to overlook the greatness of little things in others.
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Consciousness is the mere surface of our minds, of which, as of the earth, we do not know the inside, but only the crust.
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Improved memory made possible the long-term recollection of dreams and visions and the construction of those recollections into a spirit world.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
