Erma Bombeck Quotes
Quotes to Explore
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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Chess only appeals to quite a small minority. It does not have the cachet of a mainstream popular sport.
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The entire value of a person is subjective to your relationship with them.
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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If I were governor, and a bill came to my desk that provided for background checks at gun shows, I would sign that.
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I'll post a video, and it might get 10,000 comments, and I'll scroll through and they'll all be lovely and nice - but then they'll be one saying, 'I hate you; I'm unsubscribing' and that's the one that sticks out and stays on your mind all day.
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We're about to shoot an episode on Air Force One, for instance, and we're going to take liberties, small liberties, with Air Force One, as we take small liberties with our White House set.
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Japanese architecture is traditionally based on wooden structures that need renovating on a regular basis.
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All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does!
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We always did everything ourselves.
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Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage, must in time be utterly lost;That the hands of the sisters Death and Night incessantly softly wash again and ever again, this soiled world.
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Life is a b movie.It's stupid and it's strange,A directionless story,And the dialogue is lame.But in the he said, she said,Sometimes there's some poetry,If you turn your back long enough,And let it happen naturally.
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I was emotionally and spiritually dried up, so I was just searching for God.
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To have God speak to the heart is a majestic experience, an experience that people may miss if they monopolize the conversation and never pause to hear God's responses.
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When it comes to voting rights, Democrats push voter protection while Republicans shout voter fraud in a crowded polling place. Democrats think anyone who can vote should vote; Republicans think everyone who should vote can vote.
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My dad had given my sister and I our starter car, a red, old 1985 Chevy Blazer. It was so beat up, the taillights would fall off, and we would use red duct tape.
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After all, tomorrow is another day.
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I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
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A simple right or left can mean life or death,
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Human beings have always been mythmakers.
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What works in a story is very different than what works in cinema. For example, dialogue in books: If you translate it too faithfully, it sounds a little stilted, because we often don't speak the way we speak in novels. Oral language is much punchier, shorter sentences.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
