Erma Bombeck Quotes
I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.
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I cannot summon up inspiration; I myself am summoned.
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Every guy should be the owner of a really nice pen. When you put your thoughts down, or whenever you're going to share something with someone, it means something if it bleeds out in a nice ink.
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Leeks, like other oniony things, reach a certain peak when fried. It's the subtle sweetness that suddenly becomes evident and works so well with their creamy texture.
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I think the biggest part of a good party is the host and then going around making sure nobody's left alone and knows enough about the people in the room to know who to introduce to whom.
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Tombs are the clothes of the dead and a grave is a plain suit; while an expensive monument is one with embroidery.
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There is plenty of building material and more than enough manpower to make a decent home for every Cuban. But if we continue to wait for the golden calf, a thousand years will have gone by, and the problem will remain the same.
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Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!
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It is not productive to see things in simple black and white, and talk in either anti-nuclear or pro-nuclear terms.
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When I board an airplane these days, all the middle-aged men are dressed like me - when I was an 8-year-old. They're in shorts and T-shirts. And it's not just on airplanes. It's in business offices, teachers' lounges, and churches.
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I think when tattoos are new and colorful, they look bad. But they look better the older and more bleached out they become.
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My father's record collection was full of New Orleans music of all kinds. I used to listen to the radio in New York, and all there was on it at the time was Madonna and Michael Jackson, so it sort of passed me by.
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Everybody thinks they know what art should be. But very few of them have the sense that is necessary to experience painting, that is the sense of sight, that sees colors and forms as living reality in the picture.
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It's always about the music, never about anything else.
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I interact with journalists all the time, and I note how they behave.
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I was a production assistant. I saw what people who are full of themselves are like - another reason not to lose your humility! I have a mouth on me so I wasn't the best P.A.
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Singing is my main goal, and I think philosophy will help me write songs.
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One recognizes one's course by discovering the paths that stray from it.
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When I was a kid, getting on Lake Shore Drive from the south side to go downtown was magical.
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I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.
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Sometimes, if the people in your life really drag you down, you need to stop spending time with them.
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The hard-working Americans, the people who made this country so great, they've been left in the dust.
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I am what we call a 'karma yogi' in Sanskrit. A karma yogi is somebody who believes in data. I collect a lot of data.
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Since the decline of record companies and music sales, I've always played live.
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I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.
