Erma Bombeck Quotes
Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

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I'm so happy with 'Grease' and 'Xanadu,' particularly because of the music in both films.
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Nobody on this earth has the right to tell anyone that their love for another human being is morally wrong.
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I see many black males grasping for some thread of hope. There are so many destructive practices, glimpses into a psychic abyss. That must be very frightening.
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As a competitor, I want to continue to keep turning the chapters and keep challenging myself.
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In the present imperialistic milieu there can be no wars of national self-defense.
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People think they have to give up things to make a difference to the world, but you don't have to.
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I get these weird divine feelings. They're, like, so strong I can't shake them.
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I always wanted to be a leading man!
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Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted.
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Well, the thought that everybody might have a personal computer at their desk or their home was certainly not on the mainstream of anybody's activity at that time.
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Oregonians expect the state to prioritize the health and well-being of them and their families.
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If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and start with mathematics.
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We all go back to our roots. My father went to the central west, went to Ilfracombe in 1919. He was the manager of the wool scour there. And, Ilfracombe was right at the heart of Australia's great wool industry, and my mother was a teacher at Winton.
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I look at Jerusalem as being a beacon for the three monotheistic religions.
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Now the true soldiers of Christ must always be prepared to do battle for the truth, and must never, so far as lies with them, allow false convictions to creep in.
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No one person could have broken up a band, especially one the size of the Beatles.
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Laws are always unstable unless they are founded on the manners of a nation; and manners are the only durable and resisting power in a people.
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My father built a small manufacturing business. I worked alongside him and saw firsthand the challenges that business owners face.
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But behavior in the human being is sometimes a defense, a way of concealing motives and thoughts, as language can be a way of hiding your thoughts and preventing communication.
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When Mother died I was both freed and abandoned, as are we all at this profound juncture in our lives.
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I must say, I am thrilled with my fan base. For some reason some of them are quite young, so they are quite frightened. I remember when I did 'Click' and I'd see Adam Sandler's fan base. He's the guy that people feel that he's their best friend, so he's walking down the street and people sort of high five him and want to tell him a joke or invite him to come home and have a sandwich with them. Mine are not like that. Mine tend to go: 'Argh,' and look horrified. They shake and take a picture from a really long way away. I do feel I've got quite good, respectful ones though.
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Each mistake teaches you something new about yourself. There is no failure, remember, except in no longer trying. It is the courage to continue that counts.
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A child smacking an adult across the face is not funny. It is, in fact, one of the last things society should tolerate.
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Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.