Erma Bombeck Quotes
Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

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I'm so happy with 'Grease' and 'Xanadu,' particularly because of the music in both films.
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Nobody on this earth has the right to tell anyone that their love for another human being is morally wrong.
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I see many black males grasping for some thread of hope. There are so many destructive practices, glimpses into a psychic abyss. That must be very frightening.
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As a competitor, I want to continue to keep turning the chapters and keep challenging myself.
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In the present imperialistic milieu there can be no wars of national self-defense.
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People think they have to give up things to make a difference to the world, but you don't have to.
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I get these weird divine feelings. They're, like, so strong I can't shake them.
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I always wanted to be a leading man!
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Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted.
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Well, the thought that everybody might have a personal computer at their desk or their home was certainly not on the mainstream of anybody's activity at that time.
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Oregonians expect the state to prioritize the health and well-being of them and their families.
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If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and start with mathematics.
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We all go back to our roots. My father went to the central west, went to Ilfracombe in 1919. He was the manager of the wool scour there. And, Ilfracombe was right at the heart of Australia's great wool industry, and my mother was a teacher at Winton.
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I look at Jerusalem as being a beacon for the three monotheistic religions.
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Now the true soldiers of Christ must always be prepared to do battle for the truth, and must never, so far as lies with them, allow false convictions to creep in.
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No one person could have broken up a band, especially one the size of the Beatles.
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Laws are always unstable unless they are founded on the manners of a nation; and manners are the only durable and resisting power in a people.
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My father built a small manufacturing business. I worked alongside him and saw firsthand the challenges that business owners face.
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Style is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward.
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As commanders and staff officers, we are coaches and sentries for our units: how can we coach anything if we don't know a hell of a lot more than just the TTPs?
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History is so subjective. The teller of it determines it.
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I'm really interested in food now. I never used to be. I always used to just eat when I'm hungry, and now it's an experience.
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I love my hair. But I don't even remember my original color because I started bleaching it so young. I was, like, 11.
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Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.