Erma Bombeck Quotes

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

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• Corporations take the humanity out of trade - they take the happiness out and replace it with something that is ugly.

  

  Nassim Nicholas Taleb
  • Humanity
  • Happiness
  • Ugly

• The one thing I do have is good ears. I don't mean perfect pitch, but ears for picking things up. I developed my ear through piano theory, but I never had a guitar lesson in my life, except from Eric Clapton off of records.

  

  Eddie Van Halen Van Halen
  • Life
  • Up
  • Good

• I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

  

  J. D. Salinger
  • People
  • Happy
  • Happiness

• Televisa is the largest media company in the Spanish-speaking world, and the steps we have taken, which extend the tenure of our exclusive access to Televisa's premium Spanish-language telenovelas, sports, sitcoms, reality series, news programs and feature films, put Univision in a stronger competitive position.

  

  Randy Falco
  • World
  • Reality
  • Taken

• At 14 and 15, I used to listen to Tito Puente, Dave Valentine and everything that was happening with American jazz. I love it.

  

  La India
  • American
  • Listen
  • Jazz

• I've always fought for my country, in my own way, showing that Filipinos are a strong people and can do anything that they put their minds to.

  

  Manny Pacquiao
  • People
  • Country
  • Strong

• A property in the 100-year floodplain has a 96 percent chance of being flooded in the next hundred years without global warming. The fact that several years go by without a flood does not change that probability.

  

  Earl Blumenauer
  • Change
  • Chance
  • Percent

• More emphasis was thus thrown upon the local governments than in England.

  

  Albert Bushnell Hart

• Hunting for malware requires highly specialized knowledge of the intricacies of the domain name system - the protocol that allows us to type email addresses and website names to initiate communication. DNS enables our words to set in motion a chain of connections between servers, which in turn delivers the results we desire.

  

  Franklin Foer
  • Words
  • Knowledge
  • Desire

• When I was 20, political music was the uncoolest thing on earth.

  

  Bjork
  • Music
  • Political
  • Earth

• I can't sing, so... I don't know if I will be doing any musicals.

  

  Chris Massoglia

• Every single day, entrepreneurship has highs and lows, and you need to feel like you have a community around you. That is insanely important - to have a community of people around you lifting you up and who really know you.

  

  Jennifer Hyman
  • People
  • Up
  • Important

• You're allowed to have gravitas when you've got the wrinkles to prove it, but not when you're attractive and younger - or, at least, you have to fight really hard to prove you're capable of productive thought.

  

  Mariella Frostrup

• I suspect I wasn't loved enough as a child.

  

  James Veitch

• If you look at my movies, they're pretty densely packed, such that they not only hold up to a second viewing, they're oftentimes better the second time you watch them. So I've always thought about crafting stories that could hold up to multiple viewings, and so VR obviously fits right into that.

  

  Doug Liman
  • Up
  • Time
  • Pretty

• My motto in life is, 'If anything is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.'

  

  Danny Bonaduce
  • Life

• Failure worries me; nobody wants to fail. There is a fear that one day, films will not come my way, or if someone doesn't watch your film, that is a worrying point. It is unpredictable in the industry.

  

  Alia Bhatt
  • Fear
  • Failure

• It shows how from very, very dark circumstances -- and we've had to deal with terrorism year after year after year which has killed hundreds of people -- it is possible to see the light, provide the process to keep going and achieve results.

  

  Jack Straw
  • People
  • Light
  • Dark

• I miss my family and friends from Cali a lot. I also miss late-night business hours, hiking in the Sierra Nevada, and house boating in Gold Country. But in Ohio, housing is cheaper, everything is green year-round, and we get glorious thunderstorms. In California, I lived in a place that was infested with black widow spiders.

  

  Rae Carson
  • Country
  • Family
  • Business

• I entered this glam world by luck. I wanted to join dancing classes since I was a child, but my parents never gave me the permission to do so, as no one in our family had ever chosen this path. Fortunately, I got my first break in a reality show easily due to my dance skills, so that way I have been lucky.

  

  Amruta Khanvilkar
  • World
  • Family
  • Parents

• As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

  

  Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
  • Long
  • Funny
  • Feels

• I have said repeatedly that in this country we track library books better than we do sex offenders.

  

  Mark Foley
  • Country
  • Sex
  • Library

• Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

  

  Erma Bombeck
  • Family
  • Funny
  • Car