Erma Bombeck Quotes
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
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I have to remember that winning an Oscar is an almost unbelievable goal and that it is an honour just to be nominated.
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Taylor's first four albums have been certified platinum a combined 21 times, but despite her unprecedented success in country music, '1989' is strictly pop.
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My work in the House of Representatives, at this time in my life, is completed. It is time to return home.
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I never lose confidence. As soon as you lose confidence, you're done.
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There is simply no room for racial, hurtful language spoken to your colleagues or anyone else.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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While they're building a solid foundation that will support whatever is coming down the road, Todd and I are itching to see further, to push the envelope.
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When I was a kid, there was so much talent outside of recorded music.
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I do not need a trophy to tell myself that I am the best.
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Design is a tool that either allows us to create new markets or disrupt existing ones.
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The CARFA Act is about accountability in the federal government: making sure that taxpayers are getting their money's worth and not being defrauded. This is a bipartisan concept, and it is worthy of broad support across the Congress.
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Most style is not honest enough.
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I love the smell of a man's skin.
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L.A. is... I always feel sort of abducted when I'm there, like I've stepped onto another planet where everyone looks the same.
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My whole feeling in terms of racing is that you have to be very bold. You sometimes have to be aggressive and gamble.
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Loneliness sucks. It's a slog. It feels wonderful and exhilarating when someone makes it go away. But love is a whole different ball game.
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What a strange power the perception of beauty is! It seems to ebb and flow like some secret tide, independent alike of health and disease, of joy or sorrow. There are times in our lives when we seem to go singing on our way, and when the beauty of the world sets itself like a quiet harmony to the song we uplift.
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What happened to me during the last couple of years of 'The Partridge Family' was I became so famous and so isolated and so unhappy that I had to do anything I could to end it.
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By withholding the knowledge of the Scriptures from children, we deprive ourselves of the best means of awakening moral sensibility in their minds.
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That's another thing about Noise. Everything that's ever happened to you just keeps right on talking, for ever and ever.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
