Erma Bombeck Quotes
With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

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It may be assumed as a fixed truth that the prosperity and riches of the farmer must depend on the prosperity and good national regulation of trade.
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The American people know something is wrong as far as energy is concerned. They don't think they are being told the truth.
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
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L.A. makes you feel ugly.
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Basketball paid for four years of my education, and I am so proud of that.
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I have a garden. We have fresh tomatoes and strawberries. People are different here... People out in California, they grow up quicker. They have a lot of excess, and they have a lot more things than we do here in Hungary. There, they start doing makeup when they're 13, when we would still be out in the countryside making sausage.
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My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.
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Large corporations, of course, are blinded by greed. The laws under which they operate require it - their shareholders would revolt at anything less.
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When you're really close to someone, they can make fun of you a lot and get away with it. But they sort of poke you in all of the right places.
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People think we are such great talkers, but there is so much silence in Ireland about certain issues.
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I think there is something to be said for not feeling like just because you're a model you have to be dressed up, look amazing, go to every party, and be smiling all the time.
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I attended the climate talks in Copenhagen in 2009, and back then, national governments waited until days before to submit climate plans, and the U.S. based its pledge on a proposed bill that would fail in the Senate.
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Make the workmanship surpass the materials.
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My father was a military attache, so I've been traveling all my life.
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It's interesting when you wind up distilling all your ambitions and your goals and dreams into one single person. It's giving that person a lot of power.
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I think it's very helpful having Twitter and all that. I mainly talk about work on Twitter. I keep my personal life separate from my work life, but I think it helps because everybody's on the Internet now - everybody has Facebook; everybody has Twitter.
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Cinema should always be in touch with the soil of the country. My films celebrate the heartland of India.
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Every single minute matters, every single child matters, every single childhood matters.
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I know what to do and I go and execute.
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Call me sick. Call me deranged. I'm gonna be your worst nightmare. I'm gonna be your hero whether you like it or not!
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Every minute of every hour of every day you are making the world, just as you are making yourself, and you might as well do it with generosity and kindness and style.
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I tell jokes, and I have fun, but I tend to worry about everybody and everything throughout the entire world.
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With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.