Erma Bombeck Quotes
Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.
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As actors, we're all encouraged to feel that each job is the last job. They plant some little electrode in your head at an early stage and you think, 'Be grateful, be grateful, be grateful.'
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I left my mark on 'Dark Shadows.' One day I was doing my lines perfectly from Act 3. Everyone else was doing Act 2.
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I remember being about eight and watching 'Pollyanna' with Hayley Mills. I looked at my mum and said, 'Mum, I want to be Pollyanna.' She said, 'You're going to have to make yourself cry if you want to be an actress.' So I turned my head away, and when I turned it back I was in floods of tears.
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At 9 P.M., everything goes off - and it's hard. But it's something you've got to do. I'm wasting my life.
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2006 is all about getting your house in order and I mean that metaphorically.
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Let's not be narrow, nasty, and negative.
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I don't think I ever intend to provoke outrage, but I don't mind being provocative in content.
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I used to watch Oprah Winfrey, and whenever she used to lose weight, I used to be like, 'How's she losing it? What is she doing?' But it's all about education and knowledge, feeding yourself and knowing that too much carbs is what gets us fat.
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But what of black women?... I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire.
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You know I feel very fortunate that my life has turned out the way that it has - whatever that means - I mean... you know, to say that I would be glad would mean that I planned it.
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There are some tremendous actors in the U.K. who have been knighted, and I've spent much of my life admiring many of them, like Laurence Olivier. So it's very flattering to be in their company. But you also end up in the company of people you don't admire, including some rather dodgy politicians.
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Someone's energy and aura and soul are so much more important - they don't compare to what you have on.
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I became one of the stately homos of England.
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Hitherto the nude has always been represented in poses which presuppose an audience; but these women of mine are honest, simple folk, unconcerned by any other interests than those involved in their physical condition. Here is another; she is washing her feet. It is as if you looked through a key-hole.
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SMALL SONG The reeds give way to the windand give the wind away
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People want to see themselves in the industry that, for so long, has ostracized girls of my size.
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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
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Genius is childhood recalled at will.
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But now behold, In the quick forge and working-house of thought, How London doth pour out her citizens!
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Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat.
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Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.
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Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.
