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You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?
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If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.' 'Is he UNstable?' 'I don't know, how can I tell? You're the crazy whisperer!' She had a point. Claire couldn't help but smile about that.
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Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes.
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Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.
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I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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No, Michael was all good. Killed, dismembered, buried, reborn…yeah, just another day in the life.
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Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin "Oh, shut up, you medieval drama queen" - Claire
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I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.
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Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.
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Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.
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Seriously,” Shane said, “this kind of is the worst situation we’ve ever been in, right?” “Speak for yourself,” Michael said. “I got myself killed last year. Twice.” “Oh yeah. You’re right—last year really sucked for you.
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It's an illusion, control," Naomi said. "You ought to understand that by now, young Claire. We are never in control of our destinies, even the strongest of us. All we can hope to do is not be too badly damaged by events.
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Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.
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It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.
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I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.
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Myrnin to Claire: "If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.
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Don't play his game. Play yours.
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Take her home. And-" "Say nothing- yes, yes, I heard you the first seven hundred times," Myrnin said, much too sharply. "I'm ancient. I'm not deaf.
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Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah.
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Mind the dead man, my dear.
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Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.
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I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser
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Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?