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You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.
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Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.
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Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.
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What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!
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Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.
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How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?" "If I have to.
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As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.
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Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin "Oh, shut up, you medieval drama queen" - Claire
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I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.
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You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser
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Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.
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I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.
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So we do nothing? --Claire We do the best nothing you've ever seen. --Michael
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Seriously,” Shane said, “this kind of is the worst situation we’ve ever been in, right?” “Speak for yourself,” Michael said. “I got myself killed last year. Twice.” “Oh yeah. You’re right—last year really sucked for you.
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You are the weirdest girl ever.” “Please. You live with Eve.
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Mind the dead man, my dear.
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Her eyes burned, her muscles ached, but in some strange and secret place, she was happy to finally be doing something that wasn't just protecting herself, but protecting other people, too.
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Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah.
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Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.
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I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer.
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I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
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Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.
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