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I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser
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Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?
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Science is a method, not a religion, yet it can be just as close-minded. Open minds here Claire. Always open minds. Question everything, accept nothing as fact until you prove it for yourself.
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And by the way, showers. Look into them, Doug!
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Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.
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No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve
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Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah.
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Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)
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Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
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Don't run I never liked fast food
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Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?
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You are the weirdest girl ever.” “Please. You live with Eve.
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It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.
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What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.
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Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.
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You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.
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Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.
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Michael might have become a vampire, but watching him stand outside in the night air, breathing in his freedom Claire thought that was as human as it could get.
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I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.
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About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.
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Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!
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No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.” “I’m still not kissing you,” Michael said. “Tease.
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And change isn't destruction. It's just change.
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Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.