Paul Lynde Quotes

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Paul Lynde

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• When enacted, health care reform provides generous tax credits to help people afford their health insurance premiums.

  

  Ted Deutch
  • People
  • Help
  • Health

• One of the things I've done on my shows is tell stories and do interviews.

  

  Eddie Trunk
  • Done
  • Things
  • Tell

• Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • Important
  • Money
  • Better

• Moralists have no place in an art gallery.

  

  Han Suyin
  • Art
  • Place
  • Moralists

• One of the first production deals I signed, the guy wanted my name to be Minaj and I fought him tooth and nail. But he convinced me. I've always hated it.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Guy
  • Firsts
  • Deals

• We just cracked. We had this game. We're not supposed to lose that one. I would rather get blown out.

  

  Allen Iverson
  • Game
  • Supposed
  • Blown-out

• Sometime you will find, even as I have found, that there is no such thing as romantic experience; there are romantic memories, and there is the desire of romance- that is all. Our most fiery moments of ecstasy are merely shadows of what somewhere else we have felt, or of what we long someday to feel.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Experience
  • Memories
  • Romantic

• On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

  

  Alice Cooper
  • People
  • Actor
  • Stage

• Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

  

  Danny Orton
  • Life
  • Novel
  • Ripped

• The government is supposed to respond to the will of the people. Not dictate to the people what they are doing.

  

  Benjamin Carson
  • Government
  • Supposed
  • Respond

• I was feeling privileged and self-conscious about my life as a musician, which feels self-absorbed. I can't help it, I am a musician. This is what I do.

  

  Sufjan Stevens
  • Feelings
  • Feels
  • Helping

• Forgiving is one of the most difficult things for a human being to do, but I think it means looking at some slight you feel, putting yourself in the position of the other person, and wiping away any sort of resentment and antagonism you feel toward them. Then let that other person know that everything is perfectly friendly and normal between you.

  

  Jimmy Carter
  • Human being
  • Forgiving

• I don't really talk about surgery, because I feel like no one should be judged on their journey.

  

  Candis Cayne
  • Feel
  • Journey
  • Surgery

• I would trust citizen journalism as much as I would trust citizen surgery.

  

  Morley Safer
  • Citizens
  • Journalism
  • Surgery

• I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

  

  Tom Lehrer
  • Interesting
  • Flattery
  • Copyright

• Although whenever you have intelligent life in the presence of large explosions, a safe bet is that the intelligent life is responsible for the large explosion.

  

  Terence McKenna
  • Life
  • Intelligent
  • Responsible

• I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

  

  Paul Lynde
  • Surgery
  • Cosmetic