Paul Lynde Quotes
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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
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Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
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Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
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An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
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Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
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I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
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It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
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I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
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The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
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I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
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Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
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I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
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My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
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Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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I'm Liberace without a piano.
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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.