Hasan Minhaj Quotes
I will say that the thing that I use too much, and I need to stop, but the F-word is pretty great. When you say it, it's so viscerally strong. It also serves as a great punctuation point - it can really emphasize how dumb something is.
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I just like music that I can relate to, something to listen to in my car.
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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
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The worst thing you can do after a test screening is slash it for the lowest common denominator.
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The physical voice we use in prayer need not be great nor startling; even should we not lift up any great cry or shout, God will yet hear us.
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I want people to realize that they can dream big.
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I am Providence.
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i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once. i am the walrus.
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I'm relatively physically adept and I like throwing myself around. Once, twice, but then you get to nine, ten, eleven and to try and make it look realistic all the time, that's not very pleasant.
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The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.
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Most decisions are not binary, and there are usually better answers waiting to be found if you do the analysis and involve the right people.
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People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.
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Have you ever had that moment when you looked back on something and said, 'Well, gosh, that seems obvious now... why didn't I see it then?' I like to call this the Face Palm Epiphany. Oh, hindsight, you magical, humbling thing.
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When it comes to music, it's my clothes, it's my guitar, it's my voice, it's my song.
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Give me 30 minutes rest, little drink of water. Give me 30 minutes, and I can fight with anybody.
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That made me feel good, not to go to a resort where outside the door is extreme poverty.
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Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
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No, my degree was history, not the practice of art! I can't draw to save my life you know.
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Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
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My faith plays a big part in who I am: a Christian guy playing pop-rock music. I'm in a pop-rock band, not a Christian band.
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It's a great feeling knowing you've helped someone. That's what I've spent my life doing and my practice.
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And it sends an important message to me, because I am sick to death to hear my opponent saying Republicans don't trust me. They do trust me, in landslide proportions, and they're proving it tonight. We're going to bury that for good.
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It could potentially be a very competitive race.
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Politics may come and go, but Greed goes on forever.
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I will say that the thing that I use too much, and I need to stop, but the F-word is pretty great. When you say it, it's so viscerally strong. It also serves as a great punctuation point - it can really emphasize how dumb something is.
