Hasan Minhaj Quotes
I will say that the thing that I use too much, and I need to stop, but the F-word is pretty great. When you say it, it's so viscerally strong. It also serves as a great punctuation point - it can really emphasize how dumb something is.
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I just like music that I can relate to, something to listen to in my car.
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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
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The worst thing you can do after a test screening is slash it for the lowest common denominator.
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The physical voice we use in prayer need not be great nor startling; even should we not lift up any great cry or shout, God will yet hear us.
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I want people to realize that they can dream big.
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I am Providence.
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i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once. i am the walrus.
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I'm relatively physically adept and I like throwing myself around. Once, twice, but then you get to nine, ten, eleven and to try and make it look realistic all the time, that's not very pleasant.
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The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.
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Most decisions are not binary, and there are usually better answers waiting to be found if you do the analysis and involve the right people.
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People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.
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Have you ever had that moment when you looked back on something and said, 'Well, gosh, that seems obvious now... why didn't I see it then?' I like to call this the Face Palm Epiphany. Oh, hindsight, you magical, humbling thing.
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When it comes to music, it's my clothes, it's my guitar, it's my voice, it's my song.
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Give me 30 minutes rest, little drink of water. Give me 30 minutes, and I can fight with anybody.
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That made me feel good, not to go to a resort where outside the door is extreme poverty.
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Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
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No, my degree was history, not the practice of art! I can't draw to save my life you know.
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Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
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I love what I do, but more so, I'm glad to have people who care about me close by.
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Providing for the common good, making people feel secure in their communities and homes - this is the central job of government. it's why all of us are here serving our state and our people.
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I love wearing interesting shoes that work well with my outfit.
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I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
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I will say that the thing that I use too much, and I need to stop, but the F-word is pretty great. When you say it, it's so viscerally strong. It also serves as a great punctuation point - it can really emphasize how dumb something is.
