Eugene Mirman Quotes

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Eugene Mirman

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• I get really self-conscious about people staring at me. It sounds so weird. As a performer, as an artist, these should be the things that I'm used to. But that's not the case. When people stare at me, I freak out.

  

  Sam Smith
  • People
  • Artist
  • Weird

• I particularly want more acting. I've been auditioning a lot, and I definitely want to act.

  

  Maddie Ziegler
  • Want
  • Acting
  • Act

• Travel, of course, narrows the mind.

  

  Malcolm Muggeridge
  • Mind
  • Travel
  • Course

• I've worked nonstop for 31 years. I've counted down myself hundreds of cues for everything in each 90-minute show. I've never really taken an extended break, so I'd like to see what a vacation is really like.

  

  Lance Burton
  • Myself
  • Taken
  • Down

• I'm not the kind of person who would want to go into a studio and manage other people and listen to the phone ringing. That's alien to me.

  

  Rachel Kushner
  • Want
  • Person
  • Alien

• I never wanted to look back on my career and be embarrassed about work that I chose to do. I never wanted to look at character I've done and cringe.

  

  Malcolm-Jamal Warner
  • Work
  • Done
  • Character

• People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

  

  Ogden Nash
  • People
  • Men
  • Different

• One can only influence the strong characters in life, not the weak; and it is the height of vanity to suppose that you can make an honest man of anyone.

  

  Emma Alice Margaret Asquith
  • Life
  • Strong

• What if these events the Bible says will happen, happens in our lifetime?

  

  Joel C. Rosenberg
  • Bible

• Science is the greatest creative impulse of our time. It dominates the intellectual scene and forms our lives, not only in the material things which it has given us, but also in that it guides our spirit.

  

  Polykarp Kusch
  • Time
  • Science

• I was much involved in the development of the spark chamber as a practical research tool.

  

  James Cronin

• When I see great film, I have this feeling of 'Oh, wow! Wasn't that great? Wasn't that good?' I want to do something. I want to scream and go out there and participate and embrace life.

  

  Jean-Marc Vallee
  • Life
  • Good
  • Great

• I'm very lucky because people send me a lot of stuff and post cool articles and pictures on my wall, which does make life a lot easier for me. When we were at 60,000 or 100,000 'likes,' I was still having to source the content myself, and I was constantly trolling the Internet, whereas now things are sent to me, which does make it a lot easier.

  

  Elise Andrew
  • People
  • Life
  • Cool

• Wild men are so enormously attractive.

  

  Jo Brand
  • Men

• You know you've become a brat when you have a room you like at the Bristol in Paris.

  

  Alexa Chung
  • Paris

• Opinion is usually something which people have when they lack comprehensive information.

  

  Idries Shah
  • People
  • Opinion
  • Information

• Somewhere in our search for reality we have passed something by, something important that we no longer find amid the bits and pieces of disassembled matter-something vital that we cannot build out of these parts. There is surely something else, some piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and that owes no homage to the sun.

  

  Walker Evans
  • Important
  • Reality
  • Sun

• May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

  

  Donald Glover
  • May
  • Dream
  • Sweet

• I was in a number of school plays, one in particular, when I was 13 or 14, entitled 'Illusions.' It was put together by one of the teachers, and was about famous historical figures. I had to do the Martin Luther King 'I have a dream' speech, and some black women in the audience were clapping and crying and whooping.

  

  David Harewood
  • Women
  • School
  • Together

• I never was Carrie Bradshaw, but imagine how great it was to be told, "You are obligated to kiss all these men, to dress like that, and to carry on like that!" They were great guys, too.

  

  Sarah Jessica Parker
  • Men
  • Guy
  • Imagine

• If we have isolated individuals able to inflict enormous harm, imagine what a single lunatic can do with a nuclear weapon. I think the whole base of civil society is at risk.

  

  Joshua Lederberg
  • Risk
  • Imagine
  • Individual

• Know how to behave at a fine restaurant, which is a telltale measure of social maturity.

  

  Marilyn vos Savant
  • Maturity

• What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

  

  Eugene Mirman
  • Imagine
  • Crying
  • Relaxing