Eugene Mirman Quotes
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one.
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I was raised Catholic, and my grandmother taught me to stay. As a teenager, I thought if you went on a date, you should stay for a couple of years. I didn't realize that if he wasn't your cup of tea, you got to leave.
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My manager and I were broke for about three years together. That was the worst time of our lives and the best time of our lives. You have nothing, and it also is this great blank canvas of how to be inspired and how to dream up your whole life out of nothing.
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The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.
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I'm a little bit of a hippie at heart, so I always wear things that are comfortable and flowing.
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I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy.
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I don't like to have too many makeup artists around, so I always like to do my own.
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All I want is to have my peace of mind...
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It seems sometimes as if one were powerless to do any more from within to overcome troubles, and that help must come from without.
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Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.
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He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
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It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
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Development is among the most important long-term multilateral agendas existing today. As we all know, lasting peace cannot be achieved unless large population groups find ways in which to break out of poverty.
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Closed minds do not inspire faith, courage, and belief.
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The use of violence in our struggle would be both impractical and immoral. To meet hate with retaliatory hate would do nothing but intensify the existence of evil in the universe. Hate begets hate; violence begets violence; toughness begets a greater toughness. We must meet the forces of hate with the power of love; we must meet physical force with soul force. Our aim must never be to defeat or humiliate the white man, but to win his friendship and understanding.
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The very first song I wrote was about a boy that I was obsessed with.
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I went to high school with girls that would daydream about what strip club they wanted to work at. That's one of the sad things about Vegas.
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Left to itself the masculine imagination has very little appreciation for the here and now; it prefers to dwell on what is absent, on what has been or may be. If men are more punctual than women, it is because they know that, without the external discipline of clock time, they would never get anything done.
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Get rid of those friends of yours who make fun of you and don't believe in you. And when you leave here tonight, go home, make a phone call and fire them. Anyone that doesn't believe in you and your future, to hell with them.
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
