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		Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
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		I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one.
	
	  Vance Joy Vance Joy
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		I was raised Catholic, and my grandmother taught me to stay. As a teenager, I thought if you went on a date, you should stay for a couple of years. I didn't realize that if he wasn't your cup of tea, you got to leave.
	
	  Laura Dern Laura Dern
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		My manager and I were broke for about three years together. That was the worst time of our lives and the best time of our lives. You have nothing, and it also is this great blank canvas of how to be inspired and how to dream up your whole life out of nothing.
	
	  Cam Cam
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		The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.
	
	  Edgar Allan Poe Edgar Allan Poe
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		I'm a little bit of a hippie at heart, so I always wear things that are comfortable and flowing.
	
	  Carly Rae Jepsen Carly Rae Jepsen
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		I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy.
	
	  Niall Horan
			
			
				One Direction Niall Horan
			
			
				One Direction
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		Development is among the most important long-term multilateral agendas existing today. As we all know, lasting peace cannot be achieved unless large population groups find ways in which to break out of poverty.
	
	  Pal Schmitt Pal Schmitt
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		Closed minds do not inspire faith, courage, and belief.
	
	  Napoleon Hill Napoleon Hill
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		He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
	
	  Louise Rennison Louise Rennison
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		Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that's a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.
	
	  Natalie Dormer Natalie Dormer
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		They are similar sorts of players. The three of them are extremely talented.
	
	  Eddie Charles Jones Eddie Charles Jones
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		In the beginning, it wasn't even a question of deciding I'm going to do independent film and not commercial films - I wasn't being offered any commercial films, and there wasn't an independent scene.
	
	  Steve Buscemi Steve Buscemi