Eugene Mirman Quotes
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one.
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I was raised Catholic, and my grandmother taught me to stay. As a teenager, I thought if you went on a date, you should stay for a couple of years. I didn't realize that if he wasn't your cup of tea, you got to leave.
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My manager and I were broke for about three years together. That was the worst time of our lives and the best time of our lives. You have nothing, and it also is this great blank canvas of how to be inspired and how to dream up your whole life out of nothing.
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The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.
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I'm a little bit of a hippie at heart, so I always wear things that are comfortable and flowing.
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I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy.
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I don't like to have too many makeup artists around, so I always like to do my own.
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All I want is to have my peace of mind...
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It seems sometimes as if one were powerless to do any more from within to overcome troubles, and that help must come from without.
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Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.
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He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
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It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
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Development is among the most important long-term multilateral agendas existing today. As we all know, lasting peace cannot be achieved unless large population groups find ways in which to break out of poverty.
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Closed minds do not inspire faith, courage, and belief.
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He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles.
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If something pops in my mind and it's easy, I write it.
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
