Evan Esar Quotes
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The world is too violent right now.
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On the night of the winter solstice, when the dead get their annual reprieve, they go up to the 24-hour donut shop and wedding chapel to get hitched. Marriage is a good and proper pursuit for dead people. For a while, it relieves the dark, shuddering loneliness of the afterlife.
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I've spoken with friends who are rabbis and priests and we've agreed that most people have an emotional attachment to their faith, a desire to fulfill their spiritual longings, but they are not experts in understanding the history of their religion.
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Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.
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It takes me about a week and a half to really analyze a game - play by play.
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It always takes a scandal to bring about reform.
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.
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My full name is E.G. Marshall. I am known by no other.
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You know, I've never done karaoke, ever. It makes me nervous - I think it's the lack of the guitar and just a microphone.
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Our society finds truth too strong a medicine to digest undiluted. In its purest form, truth is not a polite tap on the shoulder. It is a howling reproach.
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I want to work with intelligent people and look for scripts that I think are intelligent and surprising.
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In most horror films, you don't really get to understand why this character is the way he is.
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'Lord of the Rings' was a childhood favorite, though the adult Rae wishes the women in those books had more significance and agency.
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Every woman who chooses - joyfully, thoughtfully, calmly, of their own free will and desire - not to have a child does womankind a massive favour in the long term.
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To lead a country, you must periodically hold a national consultation in which people representing different programmes can make a bid for power.
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'Are you all right, sir?' asked Hezekiah.'Just fighting over old battles in my mind,' said John. 'It’s the problem with age. You have all these rusty arguments, and no quarrel to use them in. My brain is a museum, but alas, I’m the only visitor, and even I am not terribly interested in the displays.'
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The opposite of love is fear, not hate.
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Since providence and necessity has cast them upon it, he should pray God to bless their counsels.
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I think the blues is fine for blues players, but free blues has never made much sense to me.
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Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. The older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
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We stipulate about where we need to be in life: By this age you should be married, by this age you should have kids. But it's not that you can only do this or only do that. It's really about creating a holistic life: about planning ahead and being efficient with your time and really listening to yourself.
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The man who is always talking about being a gentleman, never is one.
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When you go into extra time, we're talking about drama. But when we reach the penalty shootout, it's a tragedy.
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A bore finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening.
