Evan Esar Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
Republicans traditionally say, 'oh, we'll cut domestic spending, but we won't touch the military.' The liberals - the ones who are good - will say, 'oh, we'll cut the military, but we won't cut domestic spending.'
-
I didn't grow up with musical influences in my family.
-
I found the offer of a knighthood something that I couldn't possibly accept. I found it to be somehow squalid, a knighthood. There's a relationship to government about knights.
-
Apple's advantage is that it designs and builds software together, so if the software isn't excellent, it does the superlative hardware a disservice.
-
Help the man-in-the-street make sense of the bewildering.
-
Prior to the Civil War, most libraries were either privately owned or housed in universities or churches.
-
Homophobia is rampant in soccer, probably more so than in any other sport. I'm not sure why.
-
Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.
-
There were a lot of times people would do my makeup, and it would be awful, and I would be orange. Nothing matched. So then you learn how to do your own makeup. I watched a lot of YouTube videos when I was little and taught myself.
-
I'm no producer's kid.
-
What my future will not be is active politics in the Liberal Democrat party.
-
The older I get, the more I realize the importance of maintaining an even temperament - not getting too emotional, focusing on the task at hand. You don't want to make a business deal based on your emotions.
-
The climate has been changing since there was a climate.
-
Lester is the Rock of Gibraltar. Nothing can rattle him. I am not. I was always flying off the handle about things. And the one person who could calm me down and make me realize that none of this silliness mattered was Lester Holt.
-
I've met every freak in the business.
-
I read a lot of true crime growing up – 'The Stranger Beside Me' by Ann Rule about Ted Bundy.
-
Gags die, humor doesn't.
-
We are now living in a fast paced technological era where every skill that we teach our children becomes obsolete in the 10 to 15 years due to exponentially growing technological advances.
-
Unless a love of virtue light the flame, Satire is, more than those he brands, to blame; He hides behind a magisterial air He own offences, and strips others' bare.
-
The world we want is an enormous responsibility.
-
We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over.
-
I just want to continue with gymnastics because I'm still young and fresh. I think can get some more titles under my belt.
-
The only thing that can ever make a Louisiana boy feel better is Popeye's.
-
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.
