Israel Horovitz Quotes
If work isn't rooted in comedy, people will turn from it, or they'll use it like soap opera.
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Re-examining our reasoning is not something that has come naturally to American statesmen.
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I always loved all kinds of music. I would watch musicals a lot as a kid, on TV, watch the Fred Astaire movies. I'd watch 'The Wizard of Oz.' I was a big Jerry Lewis fan, and they'd have these big bands and someone singing - some siren, or some guy singing some gorgeous song. I was always enamored of that style of music.
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I enjoyed climbing with other people, good friends, but I did quite a lot of solo climbing, too.
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The bad reviews get to me, believe me.
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I like to keep fit, but I never lift very heavy weights.
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A girl's best friend is her pride.
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I think all television has to be about relationships and I don't think horror for the sake of it can work unless you're able to ground it in some kind of relationship.
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What works for a man, still does not work for a woman - both in terms of how they see themselves and how we see them.
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I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.
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Most of the cast and crew on 'Mama's Family' have been together since the 'Carol Burnett' days, so we work really well together. It's like I'm being paid to pretend I'm in show business.
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He who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.
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When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost.
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I've been around the bend in corporations.
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I never knew a writer yet who took the smallest pains with his style and was at the same time readable.
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It is better to use fair means and fail, than foul and conquer.
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I think there are two ways to depict a family. One is what it's really like, and one is what the audience would like it to be. Between you and me, I think the second one is what I would prefer.
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I've started doing yoga and meditation, but I'm not very good at that kind of thing and turning my brain off.
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My instinct is to write under the cloak of an opaque historical setting.
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I've been fortunate to work with some really smart people. Larry Page is an extremely smart guy, most probably one of the smartest people I've worked with.
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You can change the look of an outfit so easily by changing the kind of jewellery you wear. If you have a basic outfit on - a black sweater and skirt or a simple black dress - you can go from the office to a cocktail party at night just by changing your jewellery. It helps if you change your shoes as well.
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I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.
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The Golden Rule of Parenting is; do unto your children as you wish your parents had done unto you!
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Being 15, I feel like people want me to go down the Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson sort of genre.
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If work isn't rooted in comedy, people will turn from it, or they'll use it like soap opera.
