Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

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• When enacted, health care reform provides generous tax credits to help people afford their health insurance premiums.

  

  Ted Deutch
  • People
  • Help
  • Health

• One of the things I've done on my shows is tell stories and do interviews.

  

  Eddie Trunk
  • Done
  • Things
  • Tell

• Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • Important
  • Money
  • Better

• Moralists have no place in an art gallery.

  

  Han Suyin
  • Art
  • Place
  • Moralists

• One of the first production deals I signed, the guy wanted my name to be Minaj and I fought him tooth and nail. But he convinced me. I've always hated it.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Guy
  • Firsts
  • Deals

• We just cracked. We had this game. We're not supposed to lose that one. I would rather get blown out.

  

  Allen Iverson
  • Game
  • Supposed
  • Blown-out

• Sometime you will find, even as I have found, that there is no such thing as romantic experience; there are romantic memories, and there is the desire of romance- that is all. Our most fiery moments of ecstasy are merely shadows of what somewhere else we have felt, or of what we long someday to feel.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Experience
  • Memories
  • Romantic

• On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

  

  Alice Cooper
  • People
  • Actor
  • Stage

• Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

  

  Danny Orton
  • Life
  • Novel
  • Ripped

• The government is supposed to respond to the will of the people. Not dictate to the people what they are doing.

  

  Benjamin Carson
  • Government
  • Supposed
  • Respond

• My music is usually inspired by life experiences, being aware of my surroundings, I pay attention to people, I create from a very selfless mindstate, my goal is to make the song from someone else.

  

  Wurld
  • Music
  • Inspired
  • Experiences

• The by-product is that they more people you help, the "richer" you become, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and definitely financially.

  

  T. Harv Eker
  • People
  • Help
  • Spiritual

• I have been struck by how families, corporations, and other kinds of institutions are constantly trying to cure their own chronic ills through amputations, “strong medicine,” transfusions, and other forms of surgery, only to find that, even when successful for the moment, the excised tumor returns several years later in “cells” that never knew the “cells” that left.

  

  Edwin H. Friedman
  • Medicine
  • Families
  • Surgery

• When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

  

  Victor Borge
  • She
  • Star
  • Appearance

• I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

  

  Sandra Bernhard
  • Surgery