Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

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• When enacted, health care reform provides generous tax credits to help people afford their health insurance premiums.

  

  Ted Deutch
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• One of the things I've done on my shows is tell stories and do interviews.

  

  Eddie Trunk
  • Done
  • Things
  • Tell

• Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • Important
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• Moralists have no place in an art gallery.

  

  Han Suyin
  • Art
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• One of the first production deals I signed, the guy wanted my name to be Minaj and I fought him tooth and nail. But he convinced me. I've always hated it.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Guy
  • Firsts
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• We just cracked. We had this game. We're not supposed to lose that one. I would rather get blown out.

  

  Allen Iverson
  • Game
  • Supposed
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• Sometime you will find, even as I have found, that there is no such thing as romantic experience; there are romantic memories, and there is the desire of romance- that is all. Our most fiery moments of ecstasy are merely shadows of what somewhere else we have felt, or of what we long someday to feel.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Experience
  • Memories
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• On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

  

  Alice Cooper
  • People
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• Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

  

  Danny Orton
  • Life
  • Novel
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• The government is supposed to respond to the will of the people. Not dictate to the people what they are doing.

  

  Benjamin Carson
  • Government
  • Supposed
  • Respond

• I was feeling privileged and self-conscious about my life as a musician, which feels self-absorbed. I can't help it, I am a musician. This is what I do.

  

  Sufjan Stevens
  • Feelings
  • Feels
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• I think R. Kelly's range is so vast and broad that in order to stimulate himself creatively as an artist, he has to step so, so far outside the box, or else he feels like he's not challenging himself.

  

  T.I.
  • Think
  • Artist
  • Step

• Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to take his clothes off.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Doctors
  • Surgery
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• I am humbled by the support I continue to receive and appreciate more than you will know the words of encouragement. This remains a difficult period. The surgery is the first step in addressing my physical pain and my problem with alcohol. I ask that you continue to pray for my recovery.

  

  Eddie Sutton
  • Support
  • Problem
  • Recovery

• I have been struck by how families, corporations, and other kinds of institutions are constantly trying to cure their own chronic ills through amputations, “strong medicine,” transfusions, and other forms of surgery, only to find that, even when successful for the moment, the excised tumor returns several years later in “cells” that never knew the “cells” that left.

  

  Edwin H. Friedman
  • Medicine
  • Families
  • Surgery

• Although whenever you have intelligent life in the presence of large explosions, a safe bet is that the intelligent life is responsible for the large explosion.

  

  Terence McKenna
  • Life
  • Intelligent
  • Responsible

• I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

  

  Sandra Bernhard
  • Surgery