Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

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• When enacted, health care reform provides generous tax credits to help people afford their health insurance premiums.

  

  Ted Deutch
  • People
  • Help
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• One of the things I've done on my shows is tell stories and do interviews.

  

  Eddie Trunk
  • Done
  • Things
  • Tell

• Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important.

  

  Dan Jenkins
  • Important
  • Money
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• Moralists have no place in an art gallery.

  

  Han Suyin
  • Art
  • Place
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• One of the first production deals I signed, the guy wanted my name to be Minaj and I fought him tooth and nail. But he convinced me. I've always hated it.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Guy
  • Firsts
  • Deals

• We just cracked. We had this game. We're not supposed to lose that one. I would rather get blown out.

  

  Allen Iverson
  • Game
  • Supposed
  • Blown-out

• Sometime you will find, even as I have found, that there is no such thing as romantic experience; there are romantic memories, and there is the desire of romance- that is all. Our most fiery moments of ecstasy are merely shadows of what somewhere else we have felt, or of what we long someday to feel.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Experience
  • Memories
  • Romantic

• On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

  

  Alice Cooper
  • People
  • Actor
  • Stage

• Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

  

  Danny Orton
  • Life
  • Novel
  • Ripped

• The government is supposed to respond to the will of the people. Not dictate to the people what they are doing.

  

  Benjamin Carson
  • Government
  • Supposed
  • Respond

• I was feeling privileged and self-conscious about my life as a musician, which feels self-absorbed. I can't help it, I am a musician. This is what I do.

  

  Sufjan Stevens
  • Feelings
  • Feels
  • Helping

• I don't really talk about surgery, because I feel like no one should be judged on their journey.

  

  Candis Cayne
  • Feel
  • Journey
  • Surgery

• I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.

  

  Scarlett Johansson
  • Believe
  • Fun
  • Surgery

• I am disappointed to have to end my season, but my knee has been bothering me for the better part of the year. My ultimate goal is to play in the major championships next year and to qualify for the 2006 Ryder Cup, and by having surgery now I can strive to meet this goal. I look forward to the 2006 season.

  

  Brad Faxon
  • Goal
  • Season
  • Disappointed

• I didn't have to undergo reconstructive surgery.

  

  Eva Herzigova
  • Surgery
  • Undergo

• Hopeless, filthy, degraded, superstitious with the craven superstition which made them the easy prey of their unscrupulous clergy and left them wholly sensual and stupid; as animals, without the animals' instinctive joy of life and fearlessness of the morrow ; with no ambitions for themselves or the children who turned to curse them for having brought them into such a world; with no time to dream or love, no time for the tenderness which makes life, life indeed — they toiled for a few cruel years because they feared to die, and died because they feared to live. Such were the people Turgot was sent to redeem.

  

  Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  • Children
  • Animals
  • Hopeless

• I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

  

  Sandra Bernhard
  • Surgery