Sandra Bernhard Quotes
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People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past and the things that have been embarrassing to them.
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I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
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I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.
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I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting.
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My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.
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For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.
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I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.
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I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
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When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.
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You don't need to be famous to live a life as an artist.
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Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
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Gayness is a non-issue.
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I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
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I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me.
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I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
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It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
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... coming to a place like Nashville, which is just music music music, it's always been such an influence on me. And there are so many interesting songwriters out there, and it's such a crazy business and so many people are trying to do it, and it's all right there in Nashville.
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I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.
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From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I hung out with whomever I found compelling and interesting and smart. And I continued to do that throughout my life.
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I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
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I really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the way to New York and be that far away from home. So I thought maybe I'd be a rock 'n' roll singer or an opera singer.