Sandra Bernhard Quotes
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Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
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I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it very clear that this was not coming from some sort of antimale point of view.
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I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.
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I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
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You don't need to be famous to live a life as an artist.
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People feel like if they don't have a voice or a name or the spotlight, then they're invisible. But if you can't wake up in your world, in your life, with your family and your friends, and enjoy it, then forget it. All bets are off, because that's all anybody is guaranteed.
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I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.
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I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me.
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I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.
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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
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For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.
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I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.
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Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
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When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
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On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
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I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting.
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
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I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
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The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
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Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
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People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past and the things that have been embarrassing to them.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.