Sandra Bernhard Quotes
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I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.
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I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.
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I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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Random things make me laugh.
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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
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I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.
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Be who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
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I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.
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I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
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There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished.
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They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
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Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.
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Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.
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Hip doesn't really come into play anymore as far as I can tell.
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I've always gotten myself overly involved in supporting other women who've not always been as supportive in return.
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I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
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At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.
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It's nobody's business how you do something.