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I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.
Sandra Bernhard
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
Sandra Bernhard
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
Sandra Bernhard
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The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.
Sandra Bernhard
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Gayness is a non-issue.
Sandra Bernhard
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I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
Sandra Bernhard
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I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.
Sandra Bernhard
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I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.
Sandra Bernhard
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There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.
Sandra Bernhard
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I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
Sandra Bernhard
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You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
Sandra Bernhard
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I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.
Sandra Bernhard
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I really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the way to New York and be that far away from home. So I thought maybe I'd be a rock 'n' roll singer or an opera singer.
Sandra Bernhard
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I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.
Sandra Bernhard
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I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.
Sandra Bernhard
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I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not."
Sandra Bernhard
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I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.
Sandra Bernhard
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Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts.
Sandra Bernhard
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
Sandra Bernhard
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I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.
Sandra Bernhard
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I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.
Sandra Bernhard
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I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.
Sandra Bernhard
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If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.
Sandra Bernhard
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Random things make me laugh.
Sandra Bernhard
