Sandra Bernhard Quotes
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My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.
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I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
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I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.
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Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.
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I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.
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Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts.
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Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
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There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
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I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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Be who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.
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Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
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Random things make me laugh.
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I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
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I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
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It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
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My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
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I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.