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I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.
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There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.
Sandra Bernhard
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When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.
Sandra Bernhard -
Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
Sandra Bernhard -
Be who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.
Sandra Bernhard -
I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.
Sandra Bernhard
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Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.
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My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
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I like the energy of live performance.
Sandra Bernhard -
I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
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I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.
Sandra Bernhard
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Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
Sandra Bernhard -
My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.
Sandra Bernhard -
It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
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When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
Sandra Bernhard
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I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
Sandra Bernhard -
You reach a certain point in your 30s when you say things in a much safer way.
Sandra Bernhard -
I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.
Sandra Bernhard