Sandra Bernhard Quotes
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
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They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
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Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
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I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.
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Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts.
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I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
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I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting.
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I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.
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If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.
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I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not."
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Random things make me laugh.
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I really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the way to New York and be that far away from home. So I thought maybe I'd be a rock 'n' roll singer or an opera singer.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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There will come a day when Anne Heche will be straight again.
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My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
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I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.
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I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.
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I hate to judge everybody across the board.
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I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.
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When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?