Nicholas Kroll (Nick Kroll) Quotes
I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.

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I certainly keep my eye on Washington all the time because often life is stranger than fiction.
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Love shouldn't be about jealousy or anything like that. It should be about commitment and being able to trust that person. If you can't have that from the get-go, there's a problem.
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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.
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Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
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The Alanis Morissette tour, everybody thinks that was all sitting around, lighting candles and talking intelligently about synergy and big words. That band was so gnarly. We were such scumbags. Alanis had no idea. We were like Van Halen.
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Everything is complicated; if that were not so, life and poetry and everything else would be a bore.
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I hate being called a pop star. I hate that.
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When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
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If the FBI gets the 'back doors' it wants, Internet services would be required to create a massive online infrastructure for law enforcement to spy on members of the public.
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I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.
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I love 'Homeland.' I think it's such a well-done, well-acted TV show.
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It was instilled in me that the money I was given was not to be lost or spent on any other purpose.
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I know Penny Toler and coach Ross have worked hard to put together a strong team this year, and I am ready to start the season with my teammates.
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I spent most of my career in hi tech, not in politics.
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In any other corporation, if there was so many things that were found to be corrupt, then the man at the top would go - but that doesn't seem to be the case with FIFA.
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I do not want to respond to leaks that concern things that have to do with state secrets of the first degree.
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I do think I know more about clothes than any 500 designers, because there's nothing like wearing them. You buy them, you study them, and you start to understand how they're crafted.
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I always know I'm going to lose my job. It's either going to be canceled next week or next year or nine years from now, but I always know my job is going to go.
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In most organizations, change comes in only two flavors: trivial and traumatic. Review the history of the average organization and you'll discover long periods of incremental fiddling punctuated by occasional bouts of frantic, crisis-driven change.
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I will not get very far with this attitude.
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Among the authorities it is generally agreed that the Earth is at rest in the middle of the universe, and they regard it as inconceivable and even ridiculous to hold the opposite opinion. However, if we consider it more closely the question will be seen to be still unsettled, and so decidedly not to be despised. For every apparent change in respect of position is due to motion of the object observed, or of the observer, or indeed to an unequal change of both.
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My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love your wife as Christ has loved the church.' Never forget that you are Christ's representative in serving your wife.
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Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
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I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.